The Best of 2006
Anyway, with that said, I wanted you, my blogging friends, to choose which blog post in 2006 you enjoyed the most! I've created a list that's linked to the original blog post along with a short snippet from each post throughout the year. Please make your votes count! (your comments will be counted as a vote. Vote now, vote often!)
- How to build a Sex Bomb (Out of everyday household items)
"So here's the deal, using everyday household products for sexual pleasure can liven up your sexual experience. The possibilities are endless! With that thought, I've taken the time to put together a small list, of just a few of the everyday items a couple could use.
Masking tape: This can be very sexual if done in the right manner. Having the female carefully wrap each of her fingers slightly above the fingertip so as to leave the edges of the masking tape exposed. She mounts her partner from the back side while they're laying on the bed/floor/ground and every so softly and seductively traces her fingers across his back and shoulders..."
This was one of my personal favorite blog posts. I honestly think this would be a great success in the book world and I can't wait for the publishing house to call me back....
- Hand Porn
"I first discovered my taste for hands when I was at the innocent age of 16 years old. The neighbor boy who was 18, wanted to pet my pussy... At first I was a little shy about the whole idea of him touching my sweet little pussy. But he seemed really nice, so I let him...here I even took a picture!..."
As some of you know, I really, really REALLY like hands. This post has a very personal touch to it, as the pictures posted drive me insane and were taken just for me!!!
- Awareness Month
"Save the Breasts" What man in his right mind wouldn't want to help save boobies? Even gay men, from what I've been told, love Breasteses!Raise awareness, raise money. It's a win, win situation!..."
I actually think this is a great idea and a great post. Hell, they're all greats posts, who am I kidding? I made them all, of course they're all genius HA! Anyway...
- How NOT to pick up a chick at a bar 101
"He burst out and then laughs loudly and grabs my arm wrapping his arms around mine and then proceeds to do some kind of, leaning and swing thing??? I'm pretty sure he read in a book some where..."
This really got a lot of comments when I first posted this. It's funny how people really enjoy when a weirdo tries to pick me up...
- Attention Ladies
"Some women have the tendency to get so serious and attached themselves to someone before they really get a chance to know about him and who they are. This is due to the fact that society has brainwashed them in to thinking, listen honey, you aren't getting any younger, your eggs aren't going to last forever. You better snatch yourself up a man before it's to late!!!!!!!..."
This is one of my more serious posts, with a few funny things. But it was meant to give you a slight peek inside some of my thoughts.... What? Stop looking at me like that...I'm not crazy, I swear!!! Shudup!
- I'm Addicted
"People, I'm here to tell you it's an evil web of Satan and It's taking over my very soul! I thought I could stop when I wanted. But when I feel that smooth vibration against my thigh, I can't help but tingle as I know I've just received another "important" text!...
This post just cracks me up! Yes, I'm still attempting to get through my 12 steps...
"Seriously, do these people go online, spending countless hours looking up jokes? Just so they can share them with co-workers, family members and yes even the bum on the street?? Why can't they take up underwater basket weaving or macaroni art??? Instead they harass people with these countless attempts at humor!?!..."
I really was in a bad, bad mood the day I wrote this post. I really don't dislike bad jokes that much...ok, alright maybe I do...don't even think about it!
- Jiffy "LUBE"
"I watch through the window out to the garage as all 7 of these Chip & Dale mechanics work on my car. I soon realize that I'm just staring at these guys and at one point I think I even started to drool. I finally had to snap myself out of this sexual trance..."
I still think someone was taping this and it's airing on some cable television station, and people are still laughing at me! Sometimes, just to be safe, I'll say out loud "I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!
- Kiss & Tell
"The Big Gulp Kisser: This type of kisser has no regard for the other participant in the art of kissing. The kisser loses all control of their saliva glands and they just let the "water" flow... It really isn't a pleasant sight or experience. I've been told that some have even gagged and almost drowned when this type of kissing occurs..."
I still go back to this post for sheer amusement every now and then. I honestly think it's a great guideline for kissing techniques and practices...
- Be my Anti-Valentine
"It's really sad that people are made to feel bad because they don't have a freakin' loved one in their life. Because I'm one of those people, I've come up with a few tips on how to endure this dreaded day..."
This post if full of useful "anti-valentines day" tips and ideas to really make any single persons February 14th a memorable one.
- Everything's possible with a Hoveround
"I make my way slowly to the next isle of cheap lingerie as I find myself facing an old man in a hoveround looking at thongs. YES, I just said thong panties! I'm standing there, completely transfixed on this sight. I can't help but stare at this old man. He isn't paying attention to me at all, he's too enthralled with all the varieties of thongs one could possibly buy! ..."
Since writing this post, I still can't bring myself to make my way to the lingerie isles in Wal-Mart...I mean, not that I would go near a panties isle in Wal-Mart anyway, I'm just sayin'...
Well folks, those are your choices for the best of 2006. I hope you enjoyed my blog this year and that I was at least able to make you smile, maybe turn some of you on a bit, laugh and even slightly amuse you with my view on life.
I hope that the new year brings each and every single one of you success, hope, happiness, love and great sex!
I'll see you in the NEW YEAR!