I'm Addicted
Hi, my name is RevRee and I'm addicted to my cell phone.
Being an addict, I sometimes look around and observe other people with cell phones. Seeing those beautiful, magnificent, shiny objects, big and small. So many different ring tones, so many functions! I think to myself "I wonder if they feel like I do? I wonder if they have this shaming secret addiction too?"
I remember when my addiction first started taking over. I was on my way to work one day, I was even running slightly late. Half way to work I realized I had forgotten my beloved cell phone at home. I quickly took the first exit ramp nearly causing an accident making my way back home to rescue my phone. (Yes, sadly I admit, I was late to work that day.)
I feel so naked and exposed without my love, my sweet cell phone. I panic when I hear that forever frightening beep as my battery runs low. "What do I do? I must find a charger!!! SHIT, I left my charger at home!! What if I miss an important call or text message???"
People, I'm here to tell you it's an evil web of Satan and It's taking over my very soul! I thought I could stop when I wanted. But when I feel that smooth vibration against my thigh, I can't help but tingle as I know I've just received another "important" text!
Since coming to grips with this very real and very serious "sickness", I've been doing a lot of soul searching. I've developed my own 8 steps to help me cope with this "Illness"
1. I admit I have become powerless over texting and my cell phone.
2. I've Come to believe that a Power greater than myself could restore me to sanity with out constant text messages.
3. I Made a list of everyone I have hurt while using my cell, and I am willing to make amends to them all. (not via text message)
4. I can use a cell phone without falling in love with it.
5. If my basic cell phone needs are not being met, I can set it down and leave it at home.
6. I love myself more then I love my cell phone.
7. I look to my Higher Power for strength, guidance, and the willingness to overcome.
8. ...
Sorry, I just got a text, I'll have to finish this later!...
Being an addict, I sometimes look around and observe other people with cell phones. Seeing those beautiful, magnificent, shiny objects, big and small. So many different ring tones, so many functions! I think to myself "I wonder if they feel like I do? I wonder if they have this shaming secret addiction too?"
I remember when my addiction first started taking over. I was on my way to work one day, I was even running slightly late. Half way to work I realized I had forgotten my beloved cell phone at home. I quickly took the first exit ramp nearly causing an accident making my way back home to rescue my phone. (Yes, sadly I admit, I was late to work that day.)
I feel so naked and exposed without my love, my sweet cell phone. I panic when I hear that forever frightening beep as my battery runs low. "What do I do? I must find a charger!!! SHIT, I left my charger at home!! What if I miss an important call or text message???"
People, I'm here to tell you it's an evil web of Satan and It's taking over my very soul! I thought I could stop when I wanted. But when I feel that smooth vibration against my thigh, I can't help but tingle as I know I've just received another "important" text!
Since coming to grips with this very real and very serious "sickness", I've been doing a lot of soul searching. I've developed my own 8 steps to help me cope with this "Illness"
1. I admit I have become powerless over texting and my cell phone.
2. I've Come to believe that a Power greater than myself could restore me to sanity with out constant text messages.
3. I Made a list of everyone I have hurt while using my cell, and I am willing to make amends to them all. (not via text message)
4. I can use a cell phone without falling in love with it.
5. If my basic cell phone needs are not being met, I can set it down and leave it at home.
6. I love myself more then I love my cell phone.
7. I look to my Higher Power for strength, guidance, and the willingness to overcome.
8. ...
Sorry, I just got a text, I'll have to finish this later!...
posted by RevRee at 3:00 PM
8 Comments:
I used to be addicted to my cell phone. But when I got a PDA, my cell phone got jealous and ran off with my iPod.
I'm the same way with male enlargement pump.
But when I feel that smooth vibration against my thigh, I can't help but tingle...
You can't stop there! Go on....
Mr. Fabulous: Please don't take my cell phone away! I promise I can stop when I want!!!
tfg: Pump? What pump? I thought that was the actual size...
Mr. Anthrope:
sometimes, I let the phone ring & ring & ring & ring & ring & ring & ring....
I'm addicted to midget porn and getting girls to write I HEART ME=MC^2 on their body parts and sending me pictures.
Oh my god, I didn't know I had the sickness until now.
Come to think of it, I'm also addicted to MySpace.
If I get fired from my job from being on MySpace too much at work, is that really really sad or just sad?
I'm addicted to my cell phone...
but I don't want to be cured! ;)
My addictions typically center more around Laotian prostitues.
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