Thursday, June 22, 2006

Embarrassing moment #77

Have you ever been on vacation with your significant other. You've been on the road all day, attempting to get to your destination, finally you stop at a hotel for the night. You're tired, a bit horny and slightly irritated all at the same time. So, one thing leads to another and of course you end up fornicating as soon as you get to the hotel room.

Afterwards, everything seems great, you're thinking to yourself "Damn, that was HOT!" you're ready for a shower and then bed. So as soon as you get up to use the bathroom, you suddenly discover the hotel door is wide open. Not only is it wide open, it's been wide open since you entered 30-45 minutes ago....

Yeah, It's never happened to me either, but that's kinda embarrassing, wouldn't you say?

15 Comments:

Blogger utenzi said...

Uhhh.... that would be embarrassing.

I just listened to the audio clip on your profile and wonder what you have against ducks?! That's one of my favorite episodes, actually. Poor Daffy.

Thu Jun 22, 06:10:00 PM  
Blogger Joanna said...

LOL yeah that would be embarrasing!

Thu Jun 22, 06:52:00 PM  
Blogger Cat said...

Oh wow...a good post that made me laugh but it's, I think, at YOUR expense eh? :)

Thu Jun 22, 07:14:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Anthrope said...

A friend of mine (yeah, that's it) had a similar situation. I - HE was camping in the back of his Nissan Pathfinder watching tv with his girlfriend, when the couple decided to get it on. With the glare of the tv, they couldn't see into the dark night so well. Did I mention the back (where they were) was completely open? Any way, they had been going at it for a few minutes when they started hearing giggling and the rustling of dead leaves a few feet in front of them. They were none too pleased, especially as neither had...finished when they were interrupted and embarassed.

Thu Jun 22, 09:48:00 PM  
Blogger Chief Scientist said...

I told you to close the door. I hope no one saw my butt.

Fri Jun 23, 02:00:00 AM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Mod - No, but I sure smelled it. Why don't you wipe that thing once in a while?

Fri Jun 23, 07:28:00 AM  
Blogger RevRee said...

utenzi: I love Daffy Duck! I sometimes wish I could go back to when I was a kid watching cartoons on a Saturday morning eating cereal!

Cat: Yes, I admit, it was Me! It still cracks me up! Maybe not then, but Now anyway...

Mr. Anthrope: That was really hot, up until the whole "giggling and the rustling of dead leaves a few feet away" part...

Moderator: I'm sure no one minded seeing your butt. I know I didnt! HA!

Dyck: Not the time, not the place!

Fri Jun 23, 10:22:00 AM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

ATTENTION BLOG EXPLOSION LOSERS:

REVREE'S BLOG IS JUST A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF OF THE FAR-SUPERIOR MIGHTY BLOG. I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL VISIT MY BLOG IMMEDIATELY.

THAT IS ALL.

Fri Jun 23, 11:50:00 AM  
Blogger thebillofbrothers said...

Nothing, NOTHING tops thinking your little boys are sound asleep and throwing caution to the wind by leaving your bedroom door open... only to find one staring in horror from the living room.

Fri Jun 23, 02:53:00 PM  
Blogger Charles said...

I'd either jump out the window, or swirlie myself to death after that experience. That would be so embarrasing.

Thanks for wishing me a happy B-day.

Fri Jun 23, 03:46:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Dyck: Do that again and I'm gonna snatch you through your computer screen!!!

Bill: I am happy to announce that I've never seen my parent goiong at it. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you darlin, but your son is damaged for life...

Charles: I have to admit, it kinda turned me on, but then I thought about how many small children that might have walked by. Then I wasn't so turned on anymore

Fri Jun 23, 07:19:00 PM  
Blogger Laci said...

Rev -- just wanted to let you know I'm voting for you on BOTB! :)

Fri Jun 23, 07:42:00 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Sure, but in the time it took for you to notice I did my business and moved on. Wait, that wasn't you?

Fri Jun 23, 07:45:00 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

That's almost as embarassing as the time I forgot to close the curtain before rubbing one out in a voting booth.

Sat Jun 24, 12:36:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

This happened to me at Arby's. I can't go back there.

Sat Jun 24, 08:10:00 PM  

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