Embarrassing moment #77
Have you ever been on vacation with your significant other. You've been on the road all day, attempting to get to your destination, finally you stop at a hotel for the night. You're tired, a bit horny and slightly irritated all at the same time. So, one thing leads to another and of course you end up fornicating as soon as you get to the hotel room.
Afterwards, everything seems great, you're thinking to yourself "Damn, that was HOT!" you're ready for a shower and then bed. So as soon as you get up to use the bathroom, you suddenly discover the hotel door is wide open. Not only is it wide open, it's been wide open since you entered 30-45 minutes ago....
Yeah, It's never happened to me either, but that's kinda embarrassing, wouldn't you say?
Afterwards, everything seems great, you're thinking to yourself "Damn, that was HOT!" you're ready for a shower and then bed. So as soon as you get up to use the bathroom, you suddenly discover the hotel door is wide open. Not only is it wide open, it's been wide open since you entered 30-45 minutes ago....
Yeah, It's never happened to me either, but that's kinda embarrassing, wouldn't you say?
13 Comments:
Uhhh.... that would be embarrassing.
I just listened to the audio clip on your profile and wonder what you have against ducks?! That's one of my favorite episodes, actually. Poor Daffy.
LOL yeah that would be embarrasing!
A friend of mine (yeah, that's it) had a similar situation. I - HE was camping in the back of his Nissan Pathfinder watching tv with his girlfriend, when the couple decided to get it on. With the glare of the tv, they couldn't see into the dark night so well. Did I mention the back (where they were) was completely open? Any way, they had been going at it for a few minutes when they started hearing giggling and the rustling of dead leaves a few feet in front of them. They were none too pleased, especially as neither had...finished when they were interrupted and embarassed.
I told you to close the door. I hope no one saw my butt.
Mod - No, but I sure smelled it. Why don't you wipe that thing once in a while?
utenzi: I love Daffy Duck! I sometimes wish I could go back to when I was a kid watching cartoons on a Saturday morning eating cereal!
Cat: Yes, I admit, it was Me! It still cracks me up! Maybe not then, but Now anyway...
Mr. Anthrope: That was really hot, up until the whole "giggling and the rustling of dead leaves a few feet away" part...
Moderator: I'm sure no one minded seeing your butt. I know I didnt! HA!
Dyck: Not the time, not the place!
ATTENTION BLOG EXPLOSION LOSERS:
REVREE'S BLOG IS JUST A CHEAP KNOCK-OFF OF THE FAR-SUPERIOR MIGHTY BLOG. I DEMAND THAT YOU ALL VISIT MY BLOG IMMEDIATELY.
THAT IS ALL.
Nothing, NOTHING tops thinking your little boys are sound asleep and throwing caution to the wind by leaving your bedroom door open... only to find one staring in horror from the living room.
I'd either jump out the window, or swirlie myself to death after that experience. That would be so embarrasing.
Thanks for wishing me a happy B-day.
Dyck: Do that again and I'm gonna snatch you through your computer screen!!!
Bill: I am happy to announce that I've never seen my parent goiong at it. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you darlin, but your son is damaged for life...
Charles: I have to admit, it kinda turned me on, but then I thought about how many small children that might have walked by. Then I wasn't so turned on anymore
Rev -- just wanted to let you know I'm voting for you on BOTB! :)
Sure, but in the time it took for you to notice I did my business and moved on. Wait, that wasn't you?
That's almost as embarassing as the time I forgot to close the curtain before rubbing one out in a voting booth.
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