Sunday, May 21, 2006


Ladies and gentleman, it's officially one week until my birthday! This birthday is by far one of the most important to for me, because it's my Golden Birthday. That's right, my Golden Birthday! I'm gonna be 28 on May 28! Now how freaking cool is that? I know, I know it's so freaking cool you can't seem to contain yourself. Now, settle down and let me finish.

I will admit, I haven't been to successful with most of my birthday goals...ok ANY of my birthday goals. BUT I'm working on it! I swear!

Anyway, I've got my Golden Birthday all planned! It's going to be a night of dancing, drinking and hopefully a "Happy Ending" for everyone! If, ya know what I mean Hee-hee-hee! I'll keep you posted!


Blogger Denial said...

Aahhh the golden year! Mine resulted in pregnancy; 26 on the 26th. I can feel it, this is your year!

Sun May 21, 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, I remember my golden birthday... I was 3 on June 3rd, 1978. It was snowing outside and I just pissed in my snowsuit... Can I change the rules??

Mon May 22, 09:09:00 AM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

When your ex said he wanted to go "backstage" with you, that's not what he had in mind...

Mon May 22, 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A couple of questions: Who decided the 28th birthday was the "Golden" birthday... wouldn't that be when you turn 25 or 50?

Secondly, how do I put this without offending you??? Um... TOM JONES? What are you 69 years old? Get tickets to a singer who had a hit since Nixon was in office. TOM JONES? Please.

Love the blog!

Mon May 22, 02:02:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Everyone has a golden birthday. It's when you're the same age as the date you were born. So, I'm going to be 28 on May 28th...make sense?

Second, TOM JONES is the MAN!!! Now, don't get me wrong, I find nothing remotely attractive about the guy and I don't want to throw my panties at him on stage. I just think he's got soul. I mean seriously haven't you heard any of his songs? The man can sing, and good I might add! So, yes I say proudly TOM JONES!!!!!!!

P.S. thanks for the comment ;-)

Mon May 22, 02:48:00 PM  
Blogger Chief Scientist said...

Wait ... there is confusion about a woman using a man for stuff? Has no one read the relationship advice on my blog??? Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. Guys, if you helped a girl move or fixed her car or got her a backstage pass to Tom Jones and you didn't nail her, you're one of the 10.

Mon May 22, 05:47:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Although I'm admitting nothing, Moderator's got a point...

Mon May 22, 10:19:00 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

I would assume that if he's forking over the backstage passes, then he's plaining on laying some pipe, as well.

Tue May 23, 06:13:00 AM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Mod, I feel you. This one time, I gave a really hot chick one of my kidneys, and I didn't get so much as a handjob out of the deal. Of course, she was in a coma at the time, but she could've at least made an effort.

Tue May 23, 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Skwerly said...

Mighty- You shoulda just borrowed some Vaseline and gone to town, like in Kill Bill.

How will Fred feel about you going with Ex to the concert? Are you seeing him at all?

Feliz Cumpleaños, chica!

Tue May 23, 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! MiDy, that's perfect. Although women in comas can be such bitches sometimes... you're better off.

I'm convinced that even when I actually do "score" that they're still using me.

Tue May 23, 01:56:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Skwerly: Fred and I are kinda seeing each other...we're not going "steady" or anything...Damnit, I didn't even think about this problem! THANKS A LOT!!!

Bill: If a chick scored with you, I'd say she was a very lucky woman...

tgf: Now that you mention it, my ex did have a pretty nice "pipe"...

DYCK: Bite me!

Tue May 23, 02:44:00 PM  

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