Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Awkward Moment #27

The other day at work I was heading to the ladies bathroom (to powder my nose) and all of a sudden I find someone is following me. I'm thinking to myself "God, I hate when I have someone walking right behind me. Oh well, that's alright, I'll just lose them once I turn this corner and head to the "lue"..."

Well, that didn't work. That someone right behind me was also a female heading to the bathroom as well. Right as I walk in, she's up behind me, giggling and saying "you must be headed to the bathroom too, RevRee *giggle*..." I of course being the cute sweet girl that I am respond "*giggle* yeah, isn't that amazing!"

Ok, that was slightly awkward, but not too weird, right? The real awkward part comes when that said someone continues to have a conversation while I'm trying to pee! I'm in my private little stall she's in hers and she's talking aloud to me. I'm thinking "do I pee now? or wait until she shuts up? Oh god, what if I have to poo too???"

Finally, she stops talking! Now what do I do? Do I pee NOW? or do I wait until she leaves? What if she never leaves????

Man, that was an awkward moment!


Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Are you like me? Do you like to urinate on children too???

Tue Mar 21, 01:41:00 PM  
Blogger Denial said...

I can't go with someone in there at the same time. My whole office knows to make sure they turn the lights off so I know no one is in there before I go in and to get the f out if I'm in there already.

Aaahhh the power of lower level management.

Tue Mar 21, 01:54:00 PM  
Blogger RainStorm1212 said...

LOL! Talk and pee. Try imagining me peeing and at the same time the radio dispatcher is trying to raise me. I try to flush the toilet after I respond, but sometimes I forget and flush as I'm speaking.

Tue Mar 21, 02:15:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Dyckerson, only is it's a matter of life or death...or a stingray...

Tue Mar 21, 03:54:00 PM  
Blogger blog Portland said...

I can't stand chatting when I'm in the bathroom, unless it's a really good friend, or I'm on my cell phone.

Tue Mar 21, 05:26:00 PM  
Blogger Jodi said...

I have pee stage fright. I avoid public restrooms at all costs and if someone else is in there, I will wait until they leave, simply because I can't get my bid-ness done.

You're better than I am though Rev, if someone were talking to me in the restroom, I'd have to tell them to shut the fuck up and finish up so I could unload the bladder. This isn't a social hour.

Wed Mar 22, 08:04:00 AM  
Blogger thebillofbrothers said...

Try having someone talk to you right at your side at a urinal... at least you had your own little room. My old boss use to pull that crap all the time. He also had a bad habit of not locking the stall door. I've probably walked in on him "backing one out" a half dozen times.

If I were you, I would've worked up a nice bit of gas to end the converstion. I mean, how do you keep on talking to someone right after they fart mid-sentence? Yeah, that would end any bathroom blabber-mouth for sure.

Wed Mar 22, 08:55:00 AM  
Blogger april said...

I just pee while the person is talking and continue with the *giggling* and the token, "uh huh". Then HOPEFULLY you'll muster up a fart, that will shut her up.

Wed Mar 22, 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

What kind of conversation did you have w/ her? Politics?

No way in hell am I ever having a conversation w/ a guy in the next shitter. Too weird.

Have her fired immediately.

Wed Mar 22, 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous andrena said...

Hey! Thought I commented here a few days ago.....

anyway, just wanted to say hello...tell Dyck to give me back my cervix. :-)

Thu Mar 23, 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Thanks for the comments Andrena...I go out of town for a few days and Dyckerson's taking some chick's cervix...thats ummm, great

Thu Mar 23, 10:51:00 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

You should have challenged her to a flatulence duel right on the spot.

Sun Mar 26, 12:57:00 AM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

That needs to be a new rule on the Pooping at Work guideline. If you walk in at the same time, conversation STOPs at the stalls!!

Mon Mar 27, 10:25:00 AM  

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