Awkward Moment #27
The other day at work I was heading to the ladies bathroom (to powder my nose) and all of a sudden I find someone is following me. I'm thinking to myself "God, I hate when I have someone walking right behind me. Oh well, that's alright, I'll just lose them once I turn this corner and head to the "lue"..."Well, that didn't work. That someone right behind me was also a female heading to the bathroom as well. Right as I walk in, she's up behind me, giggling and saying "you must be headed to the bathroom too, RevRee *giggle*..." I of course being the cute sweet girl that I am respond "*giggle* yeah, isn't that amazing!"
Ok, that was slightly awkward, but not too weird, right? The real awkward part comes when that said someone continues to have a conversation while I'm trying to pee! I'm in my private little stall she's in hers and she's talking aloud to me. I'm thinking "do I pee now? or wait until she shuts up? Oh god, what if I have to poo too???"
Finally, she stops talking! Now what do I do? Do I pee NOW? or do I wait until she leaves? What if she never leaves????
Man, that was an awkward moment!
posted by RevRee at 11:20 AM
12 Comments:
Are you like me? Do you like to urinate on children too???
LOL! Talk and pee. Try imagining me peeing and at the same time the radio dispatcher is trying to raise me. I try to flush the toilet after I respond, but sometimes I forget and flush as I'm speaking.
Dyckerson, only is it's a matter of life or death...or a stingray...
I can't stand chatting when I'm in the bathroom, unless it's a really good friend, or I'm on my cell phone.
I have pee stage fright. I avoid public restrooms at all costs and if someone else is in there, I will wait until they leave, simply because I can't get my bid-ness done.
You're better than I am though Rev, if someone were talking to me in the restroom, I'd have to tell them to shut the fuck up and finish up so I could unload the bladder. This isn't a social hour.
Try having someone talk to you right at your side at a urinal... at least you had your own little room. My old boss use to pull that crap all the time. He also had a bad habit of not locking the stall door. I've probably walked in on him "backing one out" a half dozen times.
If I were you, I would've worked up a nice bit of gas to end the converstion. I mean, how do you keep on talking to someone right after they fart mid-sentence? Yeah, that would end any bathroom blabber-mouth for sure.
I just pee while the person is talking and continue with the *giggling* and the token, "uh huh". Then HOPEFULLY you'll muster up a fart, that will shut her up.
What kind of conversation did you have w/ her? Politics?
No way in hell am I ever having a conversation w/ a guy in the next shitter. Too weird.
Have her fired immediately.
Hey! Thought I commented here a few days ago.....
anyway, just wanted to say hello...tell Dyck to give me back my cervix. :-)
Thanks for the comments Andrena...I go out of town for a few days and Dyckerson's taking some chick's cervix...thats ummm, great
You should have challenged her to a flatulence duel right on the spot.
That needs to be a new rule on the Pooping at Work guideline. If you walk in at the same time, conversation STOPs at the stalls!!
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