Jiffy "LUBE"

Yesterday I went to get the oil changed in my vehicle. I decided to stop at the local Jiffy "Lube". I slowly pull my car to the door of the garage as it's coming up. I see an attractive man walking to my car as I open the door to my vehicle, he says very pleasantly "Good afternoon, you need an oil change?..."

I'm a bit taken back by the looks of this man, but I do my best to answer him as "cute" as possible. I simply say "yes please..." He says, "no problem miss, I'll have "Ben"escort you to the waiting area." Just as he's saying this "Ben" walks up with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen as he says "follow me..."

By this time, I feel like this is some type of sick joke. Many things went though my mind as I was following this amazing creature to the waiting area.

Thought #1: Am I on candid camera?

Thought #2: Am I about to be involved in some type of porn?

Thought #3: Who's going to be the father of my children?

Thought #4: HAHAHAH Real Funny, APRIL FOOLS!

As I walk in to the waiting area, I notice that I can see right in to the garage. As I look out that window, I observe not 1, not 2, Not even 3 attractive man but freaking 7 extremely, overly hot men surrounding my car!

I soon realize I'm the ONLY person in the lobby. I start laughing...yes I actually start to slightly laugh as I say under my breath "thank you Lord"

I watch through the window out to the garage as all 7 of these Chip & Dale mechanics work on my car. I soon realize that I'm just staring at these guys and at one point I think I even started to drool. I finally had to snap myself out of this sexual trance and pretend to be busy, so I started looking through my purse. (what a nerd!)

About 5 minutes later, I see the hottest one of the group come walking inside. I again pretend to not notice. He walks behind the counter to the computer. All of a sudden I hear this really soft, slight southern accent say "ma'am, could I get some information from you?..."

I of course, being the complete dork that I am JUMP right up and say way to loud "SURE!" He smiles and begins to ask me a few simple questions to put in the computer (my address, phone, make of my vehicle and such).

He then says softly, "I see that you work for a tv station...what do you do?" I smile and being to tell him about what I do and how much I enjoy it. He goes on saying "I'm too shy for that kinda thing..."

I laugh and say, "You're not shy...I don't believe you!" He continues insisting that he's shy. I finally ask him, "have you ever been inside a tv station?" He says "No...never" I say "well, you should come take a tour of the station sometime..."

He gets all excited and says "that would be really cool! I could really do that sometime? The only problem is I'm kinda on a short leash..." I look up at him and say "oh no, what did you do?..." I'm expecting him to say something about his wife or girlfriend being mad at him and he can't go out...

He pauses for a moment and finally says " Well, I just got out of federal prison...and I'm on house arrest. I have to go right home when I'm done here at work"...

I am 100% in shock...I had no words. I mean, what the HELL do you say when someone tells you they've just gotten out of federal prison????

Thank GOD, I didn't give him my card!

What lesson have we learn from this boys and girls?...
YOU CAN NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S HOT, STRONG, HARD SEXY COVER!!!