Saturday, June 17, 2006


A friend of mine who I'll call "Indiana Jones" has all of a sudden become fascinated with snakes and all the different types of venom each one carries. Yeah, ok that might be kinda cool, NOT!

One day last week he walked up my desk and wanted to show me some of the cool things he's discovered recently. I of course was a bit disturbed by the pictures and types of deadly venom these evil creatures of Satan carried. But, I didn't think I was effected by the pictures to the point of having a horrible night mare! That was until I had one Wednesday night!!!!

Take a good look at that picture above people. The Radiated rat snake (Coelognathus radiatus). That's right folks and according to my dream, this snake can swallow you whole! Not only can it swallow your entire body, it can spit it back out and THEN bite your hand, sending poisonous venom throughout my body.

All of sudden I started getting light headed, at the same time all I could feel was PAIN! MY ENTIRE BODY WAS INFESTED WITH PAIN! I remember in my dream, I was freaking out, screaming, "I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!"

Finally the ambulance showed up, but they had no fucking clue what to do with me. They started making phone calls trying to find someone who could help me. (why they didn't take me to the hospital, I have no idea?) All the while, I'm thrashing around in the background, like a chicken with it's head chopped off!

Then, I woke up. Yeah, I'm still a little shaken up about the whole thing...


Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

One time I dreamt I was being choked by a boa constrictor. I woke up to find my penis wrapped around my neck!

True story!!

Sat Jun 17, 08:31:00 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

You should also be wary of the Radiated Trouser Snake. It is a dangerous reptile known for its ability to spit venom great distances.

Sat Jun 17, 08:37:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Tfg, You don't need to warn me! I've been spit at and bitten by this very dangerous snake...

Sat Jun 17, 09:03:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Dyckerson, last time that happened, I almost died.

Sat Jun 17, 09:19:00 PM  
Blogger Chief Scientist said...

You have a total hand fetish. Why not let that kid have a snake fetish?

I, too, once had a dream about being choked by a boa constrictor. And, yeah, I also woke up with Dyckerson's penis around my neck.

Mon Jun 19, 01:52:00 AM  

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