As some of you may know, If you scroll down to the lower part of my blog, you'll find a voting section. Every few weeks, I'll post a new poll for my dedicated readers to cast their valued vote on many different topics. I love to get my audience interacting with my blog page and feel like their taking an active roll in what goes on around here.
That being said, never in my 1.5 years of blogging have I seen such an intense race between two of my bachelor blogging friends.
I've put together a little summary about each of them, to give you a little peek about each of the two finalists. Please take your time, do some of your own research, dig deep, deep, deep down into your soul and make your decision known.
-------------------------------------------Bachelor #1: Mighty Dyckerson
He's gathered quite a following over the past year of his blogging career. He says on his blog, "In his spare time, Dyckerson enjoys under water basket weaving, littering, reading to the deaf and long walks on the beach."
Dyckerson has a another side to him. A side that many of us didn't know about until just last month. Dyckerson graced us with just a glimpse in to the ultra sensitive Mighty Dyckerson as he said, "I think love is a bond between two people that only forms after a long period of friendship and mutual respect"
Dyckerson as we know, regards himself a scholar of relationships, women and love. He was recently interview by Ed Bradley with 60 Minutes, saying "No guy in his right mind is going to divorce a good-looking chick with rich parents...I don't care how flat chested she is. It just ain't gonna happen."
Mighty Dyckerson also suggests to Ed during the interview to "hang out in the produce section and flirt with the yentas. I usually say something like, "Hey baby! Nice melons!" and then we both enjoy a good laugh..."
I had a chance to have a sit down with Dyckerson last night. Well, actually we were laying down, but ANYWAY.... I asked him what the meaning of life was. "Rev dear, life is like a severed penis." He said, "You never know when you're going to find one laying by the side of the road...but when you do, look out!"
Bachelor #2: Puerileuwaite is a fairly new member to my blogging community. But, he's certainly gotten the attention of the ladies around here in the blog world.
Puerileuwaite's guilty pleasures include: "women's' college volleyball and NFL cheerleader tryouts".
Recently Puerileuwaite was asked the following question, "How will you maintain your secret identity? His reply "Hide behind a huge pile of bullshit."
Just a few weeks ago, Puerileuwaite admitted to a very, very disturbingly dark secret. "You see, my deep, dark secret is that I finally watched ALL of the "Harry Potter" movies. And, get this, I ENJOYED them! There! I said it! I feel like dirt. And yet, I don't mind, entirely... actually I kinda like it..."
You might remember seeing Puerileuwaite on Larry King Live about a month ago. Mr. King asked him about what was his view on love. "Love doesn't have to be a battlefield, Larry. It can be a beautiful field with manicured grass, fragrant flowers, and granite markers arranged in elegantly precise formations."
Puerileuwaite claims "I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," I had sex with only two men, er women...okay! they were mannish women.."
The other day, I just so happened to be at the Barnes & Noble when I over heard Puerileuwaite asking the the girl at the information desk, "Do you have a "Daily Sex: 365 Positions and Activities for Great Sex " Calendar? I need one for my office. That way I can simply point to relevant days where certain coworkers should screw themselves, and point to others where the hot babes should screw me."
As you can see ladies (and maybe some men...), this is a very hard choice. But the time has come upon us to make the final decision on "who would YOU sex up for a night?"
So, let's hear it, It's up to you now. The two finalists fate is in your hands! Good Luck, and may the best bachelor blogger Win!!!