Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Blind Date.....well, kinda

The other day something very interesting took place. I was asked out for an date!! I know, I know, settle down! I know this is very exciting news and you're in complete shock. Let me first explain what's been going on. I feel kinda silly about this, but you know the whole myspace craze, right? Well, I'm on there and a lot of my friends are too.

Well, this one guy was on another one of my friends list and one day he sent me an email. We soon found that we know a lot of the same people, we hang out at the same places blah blah blah, BUT, the crazy thing is, we've never seen each other! So, the other night he called to ask me out.

We were first planning on going to dinner at around 6pm. Well, after telling him dinner that 6pm was perfect, I remembered that I had to freakin' work! I wouldn't be done until 6:30-7pm. So, I give him a call, explain the situation, he's cool about it and says, he'll just get something to eat with his brother. He asked that I call him once I'm done with work and then we'd go out for a few drinks.

Finally I get finished with work and head home. On my way home, I give him a call he said, they just sat down for dinner at this Mexican restaurant and that I was more then welcome to join him. I was by no means ready for our rendezvous, so I suggested that he give me a call when he was finished with dinner. We agree to the arrangement, say our goodbyes and hang up.

I JUMP up and scream "I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR!!!!!!" I quickly being to tare my clothes off and hop in to the shower. While I'm in the shower, shaving my legs, I all of a sudden realize the water's too hot and as I rise back up, my tummy begins to turn and I'm about to throw up! (I know, lame!!!)

I finish my shower, get dressed, do my hair...you know all those little things chicks do to become "hot"... He calls me back at 9pm, I don't answer on purpose, I was too freaking nervous! About 7 minutes later, I call him back, only to hear a few people screaming in the background "Is that RevRee??? Woohoo! Tell her to get her ass down here!!!" I start freaking out, saying " Oh god, who is that? What have you told everyone???" he laughs and tells me that his brother and his brothers girlfriend along with a few other friends are with him. He continues saying "just get over here, I want to see you!"

I had to stop at an ATM before heading over. So, I called him once more to let him know I was on my way. Some chick answers saying "Hello!!! Is this RevRee??? Oh my God, "Fred" is so nervous! Hurry and get over here!" I laugh and tell her that I'm on my way.

Finally I get there, of course I walk in the wrong door...I look around the bar and I hear my name being shouted. REVREE!!!!!!" I look over and all these people were motioning me to join them. I suddenly realized I should have had a few drinks before this meeting.

I slowly walk over to the table, smiling timidly. I see "Fred" sitting at the table, he stands up looking down at me. I was in total awe and complete shock as I looked up at him. He looked even better then he did in all the pictures he had posted on myspace. He's over 6' tall, dark blue eyes, dark brown with a little redish to his hair and to top it off a five 0'clock shadow!!!! I was deathly afraid to look down at his hand in fear that I'd orgasm right then and there!

We stood there looking at each other... his brother pipes up and says "Fred this is RevRee, RevRee this is Fred" of course this makes us laugh as we say our hello.

And so, the night begins. We talk and drink...things were going pretty well. Then all of a sudden Fred's trashed! Apparently "Fred" was very nervous and the bartender (who we all know) had been really punching him the drinks, margaritas to be exact! He stands up, puts his hands on my shoulders looking down at me...and says "excuse me". Yes, he was going to the bathroom to throw up!!!!

He's in the bathroom I swear for like 10-15 minutes. He comes back, tired and worn out and he sits back down. He kept telling me how sorry he was. I kept telling him it's was ok.

It was time to close out our tabs and head out. I ask who's taking "Fred" home, his brother said he could and I said I'd be willing to take him home. His brother says to "Fred" "Do you want RevRee to take you home?" "Fred" looks up at me and says, "you'd really do that??" I say sure, it's not a problem...do you want me to take you home? He says "yes" I smile and say "alright, then I will take you home..."

I get him in my car, make sure he buckles up and I give him a mint (He kept saying his mouth tasted bad) He finally relaxes and sits back in the seat, rolls down the window a little bit and for some reason he decides to spit the mint out!? Well, instead of it going out the window, it hits the glass, bounces back hitting him on the forehead and falling to my floor!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!

I about die laughing, I almost had to stop the car. He says "FUCK, what a perfect way to end the freakin' night!" I tell him it's ok and that I had a nice time. He starts to sober up as we're driving, so we had a chance actually talk a little.

As I'm driving up to his place, I ask him, "what would you say if I said I had to use the little girls room?" He says "I'd tell you to come in..." I of course giggle once again and say "alright, mr man!"

He takes me inside and shows me the bathroom. I finish, open the door and he's standing there waiting for me. He then takes me to the lower level where his office and bedroom. You know, to "show" me around...

Then the "moment" happens, we're standing very close he's looking down at me, I'm looking up at him...complete silence. Suddenly he whispers "my mouth taste bad" I say to him softly "I know..." We stand there for a moment just looking and of course, because I'm stupid, I chickened out saying "I should get going..." He smiles saying "alright..." He said it was really nice to see me and he would give me a call... I said the same, he walked me to my car and I left...

Yes, I know the ending sucks, the story kinda sucks too. But, I finally posted on my blog, plus believe it or not I did have a good time. Oh yeah, and I didn't wanna kiss him, he had puke mouth!!!!

Friday, April 14, 2006

Does that make me Crazy?...Possibly

This song has become quite popular in the UK. I haven't heard it yet in the US. But, that might be because I don't listen to the radio much, I prefer my own sweet personalized mix CD's.

I seriously had to share this song though. It's so catchy and the lyrics are awesome! Before I saw the actual music video, in my mind, I had made my own version of what the video should have been. I still think my idea is MUCH better. But, alas, this song still makes me wanna dance! In fact, I do dance to it, in my car! After all, I am a Professional car dancer

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place Even your emotions had an echo and so much space

And when you're out there without care Yeah I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much

Does that make me Crazy
Does that make me Crazy
Does that make me Crazy

And I hope that you are having the time of your life
But think twice, that's my only advice Come on now who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, ha ha ha bless your soul you really think you're in control

I think you're Crazy
I think you're Crazy
I think you're Crazy
Just like me

My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on the limb All I remember is thinking I want to be like them. Ever since I was little, ever since I was little It looked like fun And it's no coincidence I've come And I can die when I'm done

But Maybe I'm Crazy
Maybe you're Crazy
Maybe we're Crazy

Have a wonderful weekend everyone!

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Quarter Life Crisis

It's amazing how society leads us to believe the fact that I'm almost 28 years old, I should be married and on my way to having my first, if not second child by now.

Just because I'm gonna be a year older and unattached, does that mean somethings wrong with me? Why should I settle? These types of thoughts have been haunting my mind recently and it's been pretty hard on me. I honestly think I'm having some type of quarter life crisis!

That being said, my 28th birthday is fast approaching. I thought I'd make up a list of things I should do before becoming an old maid... er, I mean turning 28 years old...

  • See the Ocean
  • Have sex on public property
  • Learn to play the guitar
  • Run a marathon
  • Make out in the rain
  • Go fishing at midnight
  • See a Major League Baseball game
  • Go to a Tom Jones concert
  • Go skinny dipping
  • Whatch the movie "IT"
  • Finish my Screenplay

These things I feel I need to accomplish before dooms day. They are subject to change at my will, I will probably be adding to this list as the weeks progress. I'm also open to suggestions... and threesomes....

Ok not really, but I had you going for a second, didn't I?....HA!

Friday, April 07, 2006

I'm Easily Amused

I came across this SITE the other day that supposedly can tell you what type of "Lover" you are or what type of "Kisser" you are, and so on.

This site, actually has quizzes on:

"What Flavor of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?"
"What Type of Weather Are You?"
"What Color Are Your Lucky Panties?" (my personal favorite)

I was slightly amused at this, so I thought I'd take a couple of the "quizzes" and see just how accurate these things really are.

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover

"You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. Because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shape shifter. Bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who you’re with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is."

I'd just like to say, although this pretty much sums me up, I don't like the word "Shap shifter". I'm gonna go with "People pleaser". Yeah, I like that a lot better! I gotta confess though, that's pretty damn hot; I'm actually tempting to myself!

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?:
You Are Dave Matthews Band
Magic Brownies Ice Cream

"Not *those* brownies"

So far, I'm pretty impressed. That IS in fact my favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream...and the brownies too...


What Kind of Kisser Are You?:
You're a Passionate Kisser

"For you, kissing is all about following your urges. You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses. A total spark plug, your kisses are bound to get you in trouble"

Wow! All I can say it WOW! Hot damn, that's fuckin' HOT! I'm starting to be a real believer in these little cyber quizzes!

What's Your Theme Song?:
Beautiful Day by U2

"Sky falls, you feel like It's a beautiful day Don't let it get away... You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments. And if you're feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too."

Alright, alright! I would have never picked this song on my own as my theme song. But, it is a good song with great lyrics. If I were going to pick a theme song myself, I'd go with "Sex Bomb" by Tom Jones

What Kind of Flirt Are You?:
You Are a Coy Flirt

"You may not know that you're flirting, but you draw people in subtly and innocently. You know how to best leverage your sex appeal. Such a sexy enigma, you easily become an object of obsession."

Hmm, once again, right on target! The whole "object of obsession" slightly disturbs me though...

What Color Are Your Lucky Panties?: Blue

"You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue panties can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue panties. They'll help you "take care" of yourself first."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is awesome! I never knew my "lucky blue panties" would come in so handy! I am truly amused and a bit awed at how accurate these cyber quizzes really are. I wonder if I went to the store and purchased 7 pairs of blue panties, would they all be lucky?

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Take A Picture (It lasts longer)

"Could you take my picture, cause I won't remember
could you take my picture, cause I won't remmeber
could you take my picture cause I won't remember - yeah!..." ~Filter

I was going through my camera phone the other day. I thought I'd browse through all the random pictures I've taken since having this awesome phone. It's amazing what kind of things one can capture when having a camera phone. I've decided to share my picture adventures with you! You know, give you a small glimpse into the life of RevRee

This first picture is an actual picture of my fingernail. If I could remember why I took this picture I'd share that with you. But, for the life of me, I can't seem to remember...I dunno, maybe I was high???

This picture here is of my good friend "Sue". I've talked about "Sue" a few times in my blog. Yeah, so she has a missing finger...we thought it would be a funny picture to hold a butter knife up to her hand and missing finger. It's kinda funny....right? Comon, you know it is! It's ok to laugh, "Sue" did!

This picture here is of my most favorite chair! It's actually my computer chair. Indeed folks, this is the chair that I sit in when writing my blog! Yes, it's orange. Yes, it's old. Yes, it's ragged. Yes, it's orange. But the real interesting thing about this chair, is that it's my great grandmothers! I'm not sure how old it really is, but I'm guessing thousands of years old!

This here is a snap shot of an old liquor bottle in my friend "Patrick's" basement. I swear to you, the bottle is huge! We're talking 6 feet tall!

I thought it was kinda funny, seeing as it's Black & White It's as if I have my own personal liquor bottle! Even though I can't even get my arms around the thick neck, let alone my mouth!...

I remember taking this picture one sunny afternoon. It was on the side of a building. At first when I saw it, I was completely terrified. I couldn't move...this thing seriously is bigger then my hand!

I thought maybe I'd discovered some new bug species. Then I showed the pic to a friend of mine. He said it was some type of mantis and that I had NOT in fact just discovered a new breed of insect.

Ahhh yes! the classic "business in the front, party in the back" mullet! I swear this is the real hair of this man! The reason I know is because I walked up behind him and pulled on the back and then ran like hell! I really don't have much else to say about this picture. I mean, what the hell can you say?

I honestly DO NOT know if this is an actual real man? I mean, I saw him walking, moving around...even talking. But, for the life of me, I couldn't figure out how he got in to those jeans??? I think he was sown into them?...

Well folks, there you have it! I hope you enjoyed this little journey down memory lane. That's everything in my camera phone....ok I lied, I didn't post the "questionable" pictures...la la la la!

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Jiffy "LUBE"

Yesterday I went to get the oil changed in my vehicle. I decided to stop at the local Jiffy "Lube". I slowly pull my car to the door of the garage as it's coming up. I see an attractive man walking to my car as I open the door to my vehicle, he says very pleasantly "Good afternoon, you need an oil change?..."

I'm a bit taken back by the looks of this man, but I do my best to answer him as "cute" as possible. I simply say "yes please..." He says, "no problem miss, I'll have "Ben"escort you to the waiting area." Just as he's saying this "Ben" walks up with the most beautiful smile I have ever seen as he says "follow me..."

By this time, I feel like this is some type of sick joke. Many things went though my mind as I was following this amazing creature to the waiting area.

Thought #1: Am I on candid camera?

Thought #2: Am I about to be involved in some type of porn?

Thought #3: Who's going to be the father of my children?

Thought #4: HAHAHAH Real Funny, APRIL FOOLS!

As I walk in to the waiting area, I notice that I can see right in to the garage. As I look out that window, I observe not 1, not 2, Not even 3 attractive man but freaking 7 extremely, overly hot men surrounding my car!

I soon realize I'm the ONLY person in the lobby. I start laughing...yes I actually start to slightly laugh as I say under my breath "thank you Lord"

I watch through the window out to the garage as all 7 of these Chip & Dale mechanics work on my car. I soon realize that I'm just staring at these guys and at one point I think I even started to drool. I finally had to snap myself out of this sexual trance and pretend to be busy, so I started looking through my purse. (what a nerd!)

About 5 minutes later, I see the hottest one of the group come walking inside. I again pretend to not notice. He walks behind the counter to the computer. All of a sudden I hear this really soft, slight southern accent say "ma'am, could I get some information from you?..."

I of course, being the complete dork that I am JUMP right up and say way to loud "SURE!" He smiles and begins to ask me a few simple questions to put in the computer (my address, phone, make of my vehicle and such).

He then says softly, "I see that you work for a tv station...what do you do?" I smile and being to tell him about what I do and how much I enjoy it. He goes on saying "I'm too shy for that kinda thing..."

I laugh and say, "You're not shy...I don't believe you!" He continues insisting that he's shy. I finally ask him, "have you ever been inside a tv station?" He says "No...never" I say "well, you should come take a tour of the station sometime..."

He gets all excited and says "that would be really cool! I could really do that sometime? The only problem is I'm kinda on a short leash..." I look up at him and say "oh no, what did you do?..." I'm expecting him to say something about his wife or girlfriend being mad at him and he can't go out...

He pauses for a moment and finally says " Well, I just got out of federal prison...and I'm on house arrest. I have to go right home when I'm done here at work"...

I am 100% in shock...I had no words. I mean, what the HELL do you say when someone tells you they've just gotten out of federal prison????

Thank GOD, I didn't give him my card!

What lesson have we learn from this boys and girls?...