I could have danced all night!

I want each and every one of you to take a moment, turn up your speakers and watch this video. The Isuzu Gemini, more than 20 years old and YES this commercial is old. But, stick with me people! I promise this little clip will delight you, surprise you and maybe even turn you on a little.

These cars perform amazing, crazy stunts. This is not animated folks, these cars are really dancing! Put on your dancing shoes, clap your hands, stomp your feet and enjoy!



You're amazed? I know, I had to watch the video a few times myself. I was just so intrigued!

Anyway, I hope, that at least I've put a smile on your face?! I should have plenty to post about, after I go drinking tonight! Wish me luck!

Happy Friday! Enjoy your weekend!

OH ISH!

Growing up and even still today my grandmother uses the word "Ish", when she didn't like something. For example, if she saw something on television she didn't like, she would say "oh ISH!, turn the channel!"

I honestly don't know what the hell the word means? I've looked is up in the dictionary and even the internets, I've found nothing. I'm pretty sure it's some type of Swedish slang. The scary part is, I've found myself using this word and others, the older I get.

I've actually found that I use a lot of words my parents and grandparents use that I wouldn't have been caught dead using just a few years ago.

So, for sheer entertainment and because I'm easily amused, I'm going to attempt to give you a list of made up words my family uses. And then try to use each of them in a sentence. Observe...

1. Funna : "I'm funna go to the store"
   
2. Ish: "Don't eat that, that's Ish!"
   
3. Sididdy: "Did you see how Sididdy she was?"
   
4. Scotche: "Just move it a scotche to the left"
   
5. Slip Shod: "Don't do a slip shod job!"
   

These are just a few that I could think of off the top of my head. Yes, my family's crazy. It really sucks when, I'm talking to friends and slip one of the above words into a sentence. They just kinda look at me as though I'm speaking a foreign language.

I wonder if any of you have heard or used any of these words? I'm sure you and your family have made up words that are being thrown around all the time. You can't fool me, I can see it in your eyes.

New Renter!

I admit I haven't been the best about pimping fellow bloggers who've rented space from me, but I'm really trying to do better. No, I really mean it this time... stop looking at me like that! Who are you to judge, huh???

Anyway, without further ado, ladies and gentleman, I am pleased to announce my newest blogland renter The Art of Getting By The blogger shares a little about herself, "I'm a down to earth girl who loves to laugh at others...I mean make others laugh..." Her interests include, Music, Movies, Trivia, Web Surfing, Downloading, Reading, Writing, Eating Spicy Soup, Being Sarcastic, oh yeah and underwater basket weaving.

I've been taking some time and reading some of the posts, and folk this is a top quality blogger. I love the template and format, the writing style is easy to read. Quite a few times it made me smile and even giggle like the little girl that I am.

Please take a few minutes, stop by and say hello! Tell her RevRee sent ya!

And remember, we'll leave the light on for ya!

Fatal Overdose in Downtown Detroit

Some of you may find this politically incorrect, racist and just plain horrible. But you have to admit, you laughed!!! Plus, I'm half black so it's not so bad, right?

Ohhh come on! Stop getting offended over such minute things in life! Lighten up, have fun and laugh a little!

We only get to live this life once. (unless you believe in reincarnation) Stop taking life so seriously and try to find the humor in things!

I showed my father this pic, he about fell over laughing his ass off! AND yes, he's the black half of me.

The Secret is out!

I was given this today from an "secret inside source". It appears ladies, the men are on to us. I thought I should post this to show you what's been recently discovered.

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers", men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking "beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Share this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

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Damnit, we're going to have to start switching things up!

Embarrassing moment #100

This weekend I went out for a going away party for my friend "Bob". We had been bar hopping most of the night and finally ended up at this bar. I'll call it "Tap this" This bar had like one million beers on tap, it was amazing! Although I'm more of a liquor chick, the guys love the place!

Anyway, I had to use the bathroom so I make my way to the restroom area. You know how it is, when you're in a bar, you have to have the presents of pride and confidence. Especially when walking to the bathroom. It's like walking down the runway at a high fashion show. You gotta play it cool and smoov! Ya know?

I walk in to the bathroom and make my way to one of the stalls. I step in and see that the toilet lid was up. So, I turn and head for the another stall, thinking nothing of it at all. Again, the lid of the commode was up. This time I think to my self, "hmmm, that's really strange. Who the hell would leave the toilet seat up in the women's bathroom??? Stupid nasty bitches!"

Then it hits me...I slowly walk to the door of the restroom and slightly open the door. I look up and see in plain view...



SHIT!!!! I quickly peak out the door to make sure no one sees me. I slowly slip out the door of the men's bathroom, like I was in the movie Mission Impossible.

As fast as I can, I dart in to the WOMEN'S bathroom and right in to a stall. I take a seat on the toilet and burst out laughing!!

Wow, that was a close one!!!

I HAD THE BEST SEX LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

I went out for a drink with a few friends last night. Some chick joins us who happens to be really annoying and kinda clingy/needy. She sits down, and out of the blue, blurts out to the entire table,
"I HAD THE BEST SEX LAST NIGHT!" Complete silence from the entire table. I actually think you could hear a baby crying off in the distance and someone drop a glass...

I looked at her and said "Ummm Wha???" she continues, " See, he had poison ivy and hadn't pleasured himself for such a long time. It's gone now, he was a wild man! We fucked all nigh... *giggle*"

Again, complete silence from the entire table. I actually think you could hear a baby crying off in the distance and someone drop a glass...

Hey, I've had amazing sex too lady, but I don't go around telling random people about it. That just isn't classy! Come on now, what is the REAL reason you want everyone and their mother to know you had "great" sex? is it because you have a low self image and the only way you think anyone would be remotely interested in you, is if the only thing you can talk about is sex?

I could go on and on and on and on about how sizzling hot the last time I had sex was! Oh Lord do I have stories! But, NO I refuse to go in to great detail as to how fucking amazing the sex was. I have to much respect for others to share how we went at it all night long... I know better then to tell a bunch of strangers about the way he moved, how much stamina he had, and that thing he did with his tongue...

Nope, that just isn't my style...

ATTENTION LADIES

The other night, I was having a talk with my single, unattached, girlfriends. We got on the topic of what our "soul mate" will be like. Do you, or have you ever daydream(ed) about what that person will be like? I find that I do this often. (yes, I'm a romantic dork!) At a few points in my life, I thought I had found that person. But, it just didn't work out.

Instead of allowing that fact to get me down, I've been trying to take a different approach. Why not be excited about who that person will be! Stop thinking every guy you meet "might be the one" Why not, keep your standards high and stop settling for someone less then what I want, just because I need "affection" and "attention". Why not keep my options open and just have fun!

My girlfriends and I sometimes play this game. (Yes, we're nerds... so what? Shhhudup!) Anyway, Each of us will take turns telling one another what we think their future man will be like. We'll talk about what their personality might be like, how tall they could be, what color eyes they will have, the kind of career he's in and so on...

Yes, it's a bit shallow and maybe even a bit crazy, but we find pleasure in it. As well as it gives us some hope. Yes, I also know, we're grown women playing little girl games. but listen, it's fun and it makes us still feel like there's still light for each of us single unattached women.

Some women have the tendency to get so serious and attached themselves to someone before they really get a chance to know about him and who they are. This is due to the fact that society has brainwashed them in to thinking, "listen honey, you aren't getting any younger, your eggs aren't going to last forever. You better snatch yourself up a man before it's to late!!!!!!!"

I've actually witnessed a chick who started planning her wedding and was looking for wedding rings 2 weeks after meeting "this wonderful guy" I've also witnessed some bitch who thought she'd trick her "old man" in to proposing to her by making him jealous. She did this by sending herself flowers pretending it was some other guy who was interested in her. How fucked up is that?

We as women, need to stop taking things to freakin' seriously and start having fun! We need to get ourselves under control and get some dignity! Don't start jumping to conclusions and start making your wedding guest list and start fighting with your sister about your wedding colors. (Yes, someone I know actually did that too) Just because some hot guy asked for your damn number.

Now if you will please excuse me, I need to finish this book on baby names...

Embarrassing moment #69

So last night I went out again with friends, for another birthday party. We first started at a house, and as I'm sure a lot of you know, at house parties...the booze is neverending! I, as always brought my own selection of pricey vodka and "festive" lime juice. (It's good stuff, trust me!)

I'm standing outside talking with a few people about a recent film festival, as my friend "Wilma" is walking past me to go inside. I sweetly ask her if she would make me a drink while she was in there. She smiles evilly and says "sure...." I didn't think anything of it at the time. She walks back outside and hands me my drink. I take one sip SHIT! my mouth was on fire!

That little freak hardly put any of my "festive" lime juice in there at all! That Bitch! I choke back another sip and another and another. Then all of a sudden, it wasn't so bad after all. In fact, it started tasting pretty damn good!

Finally it was time to do a little bar hopping. So everyone starts walking... yes, I said walk! We may be drunks, but we're responsable drunks!

Anyway, we all walked about 3 blocks to a local bar for some more drinking. There was quite a few of us, so some people were standing, some were sitting at the bar, the rest of us had a table. We pretty much filled the place up.

We order our drinks, I also order a water. We're sitting at this round table, having a great time. All of a sudden, just as I take a huge suck of water through my straw, my friend "Gus" says something extremly funny and I not only burst out laughing, but the water in my mouth sprays all over the entire table!!!!!!

I crack up even more, as the water just kept flying, I couldn't stop! I sunk down in my chair, hiding my face as everyone's laughing at me. I try to say that I'm sorry, but the words just wouldn't come out. Every time I started to speak, I'd lose my words with laughter!

God, I hate when that happens! I mean, not that it's happened before or anything...

Hey, at least it was only water....right?

Fun & Games with RevRee

My friends and I came up with a little game we play every now and then. Basically how many words/terms/cliches are there for practicing the act of sex.

I honestly think there's millions, maybe even billions! We're always coming up with new words, it's hilarious and lots of fun!

This would be a great drinking game, camping game, slumber parties, Bridal showers, long walks on the beach, key parties and even road trips!

*Not for children. For Adults only ages 18-99. Remember FDIC and equal housing lenders*

Just for fun, let's try it to see how many I can name off the top of my head before publishing this post!

Ready, set GO!!!!

1. Mommy and Daddy time
2. Tab A into slot B
3. Slap and tickle!
4. Throwing leg
5. Afternoon delight
6. The Horizontal Mambo
7. Bumpin' uglies
8. Giving her all my money
9. Hide the salami
10. Insert edit
11. Riding the Hershey highway
12. Taking the skin bus to tuna town
13. Laying pipe
14. The ChaCha
15. Fiddling the bean
16. Getting the canned goods
17. Riding the bologna pony
18. Dancin' between the sheets
19. Knockin' boots
20. They knew each other biblically

I should get this patented and copyrighted ASAP! Remember, you read it here first!