I HAD THE BEST SEX LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

I went out for a drink with a few friends last night. Some chick joins us who happens to be really annoying and kinda clingy/needy. She sits down, and out of the blue, blurts out to the entire table,
"I HAD THE BEST SEX LAST NIGHT!" Complete silence from the entire table. I actually think you could hear a baby crying off in the distance and someone drop a glass...

I looked at her and said "Ummm Wha???" she continues, " See, he had poison ivy and hadn't pleasured himself for such a long time. It's gone now, he was a wild man! We fucked all nigh... *giggle*"

Again, complete silence from the entire table. I actually think you could hear a baby crying off in the distance and someone drop a glass...

Hey, I've had amazing sex too lady, but I don't go around telling random people about it. That just isn't classy! Come on now, what is the REAL reason you want everyone and their mother to know you had "great" sex? is it because you have a low self image and the only way you think anyone would be remotely interested in you, is if the only thing you can talk about is sex?

I could go on and on and on and on about how sizzling hot the last time I had sex was! Oh Lord do I have stories! But, NO I refuse to go in to great detail as to how fucking amazing the sex was. I have to much respect for others to share how we went at it all night long... I know better then to tell a bunch of strangers about the way he moved, how much stamina he had, and that thing he did with his tongue...

Nope, that just isn't my style...