Fun & Games with RevRee
My friends and I came up with a little game we play every now and then. Basically how many words/terms/cliches are there for practicing the act of sex.
I honestly think there's millions, maybe even billions! We're always coming up with new words, it's hilarious and lots of fun!
This would be a great drinking game, camping game, slumber parties, Bridal showers, long walks on the beach, key parties and even road trips!
*Not for children. For Adults only ages 18-99. Remember FDIC and equal housing lenders*
Just for fun, let's try it to see how many I can name off the top of my head before publishing this post!
Ready, set GO!!!!
- Mommy and Daddy time
- Tab A into slot B
- Slap and tickle!
- Throwing leg
- Afternoon delight
- The Horizontal Mambo
- Bumpin' uglies
- Giving her all my money
- Hide the salami
- Insert edit
- Riding the Hershey highway
- Taking the skin bus to tuna town
- Laying pipe
- The ChaCha
- Fiddling the bean
- Getting the canned goods
- Riding the bologna pony
- Dancin' between the sheets
- Knockin' boots
- They knew each other biblically
I should get this patented and copyrighted ASAP! Remember, you read it here first!
8 Comments:
Don't forget the Wild Monkey Dance! lol
Or "Poke in the Whiskers"
RevRee, might I add:
Hidin' the baloney
Cleaning the sabre
Holstering the rifle
Spearing the tuna
Tapping the keg
Visiting the kids
Bumpin' uglies
Bearded kisses
Van Gogh'ing for the gold
Spelunking without a rope
Dunking the dolphin (sure beats floggin' it)
Hiding the hamster (oh wait, sorry, wrong blog!)
Sealing the O-ring
Okay, that's enough for now. Whew! I am spent. Time to bask in the afterglow and silently wonder if it was good for you too.
My fav:
Pickle Tickle
My Ex Wife's Favs:
Good Grief Again? We just did it yesterday!
Don't You Dare Touch Me!
Don't think just because we didn't fight, that I'm having sex with you tonight!
Is that all you think about??
I'm trying to put my makeup on!!
(I don't think she liked me much...)
I noticed Throwing Leg was number 4 and 19. Was that an accident or is that just one you REALLY like?
May I add one?
Doing the no pants bed dance.
Fuckin' her brains out!
I think thebillofbrothers and I may have been involved with the same woman. Hopefully not at the same time. Great answers, bob!
I thought "laying pipe" meant taking some crap. We all knew you were in to some freaky stuff Rev, but I don't know about that one.
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