Embarrassing moment #100

This weekend I went out for a going away party for my friend "Bob". We had been bar hopping most of the night and finally ended up at this bar. I'll call it "Tap this" This bar had like one million beers on tap, it was amazing! Although I'm more of a liquor chick, the guys love the place!

Anyway, I had to use the bathroom so I make my way to the restroom area. You know how it is, when you're in a bar, you have to have the presents of pride and confidence. Especially when walking to the bathroom. It's like walking down the runway at a high fashion show. You gotta play it cool and smoov! Ya know?

I walk in to the bathroom and make my way to one of the stalls. I step in and see that the toilet lid was up. So, I turn and head for the another stall, thinking nothing of it at all. Again, the lid of the commode was up. This time I think to my self, "hmmm, that's really strange. Who the hell would leave the toilet seat up in the women's bathroom??? Stupid nasty bitches!"

Then it hits me...I slowly walk to the door of the restroom and slightly open the door. I look up and see in plain view...



SHIT!!!! I quickly peak out the door to make sure no one sees me. I slowly slip out the door of the men's bathroom, like I was in the movie Mission Impossible.

As fast as I can, I dart in to the WOMEN'S bathroom and right in to a stall. I take a seat on the toilet and burst out laughing!!

Wow, that was a close one!!!