Monday, August 21, 2006

Fatal Overdose in Downtown Detroit


Some of you may find this politically incorrect, racist and just plain horrible. But you have to admit, you laughed!!! Plus, I'm half black so it's not so bad, right?

Ohhh come on! Stop getting offended over such minute things in life! Lighten up, have fun and laugh a little!

We only get to live this life once. (unless you believe in reincarnation) Stop taking life so seriously and try to find the humor in things!

I showed my father this pic, he about fell over laughing his ass off! AND yes, he's the black half of me.

19 Comments:

Blogger Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I'm not surprised to see zero comments on this post. I wrote 9 jokes and deleted them all, because I didn't want to come off racist. I don't have the luxury of being half black, so I can't share in the self-depricating fun.

I'm not a detective, but without any other evidence coming to the table, I'm just going to have say this poor man OD'd on melon.

Mon Aug 21, 07:12:00 PM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

There's nothing funny about watermelon addiction. Every year in this country, nearly 10,000 darkies succomb from the effects of this horrible disease. Education and awareness are crucial. Won't you join me in spreading the word about W.A.? Let's spit a seed of hope onto the paper plate of tragedy.

Mon Aug 21, 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell the truth, RevRee. You only laughed half your ass off.

Mon Aug 21, 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a 100% white male, I cannot comment on how incredibly funny this is, for fear of civial rights groups making me their poster-child for hate.

I'm half black too... from the waist down.

Tue Aug 22, 07:48:00 AM  
Blogger acw said...

Did you know watermelon was nature's strongest laxative? No wonder the guy is passed out.

Plus he probably stole the watermelon.

Tue Aug 22, 09:12:00 AM  
Blogger acw said...

Did you know that watermelon is nature's strongest laxative? No wonder he passed out.

Plus, he probably stole it.

(Sorry if this posted multiple times)

Tue Aug 22, 09:13:00 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

I'm too white bread to make any of the fried chicken jokes that come to mind.

Tue Aug 22, 03:39:00 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

I thought it was funny, even though the whiteness in me had me looking at it like 100 times before I got it, lol.

Tue Aug 22, 04:03:00 PM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

That picture is an insult to self-respecting watermelon everywhere!

Tue Aug 22, 07:19:00 PM  
Blogger Marcia said...

Ha. I think one of the funniest things is the McD's cup sitting in the middle of the watermelon carnage.

Wed Aug 23, 12:17:00 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it. So black guys eat watermelon. It's like making a joke about scientists dying from having sex with too many supermodels.

It can happen, but it's not funny. I listen myself to one orgy of unprotected sex with supermodels for weekend for that very reason.

Wed Aug 23, 02:58:00 PM  
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