Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The Secret is out!

I was given this today from an "secret inside source". It appears ladies, the men are on to us. I thought I should post this to show you what's been recently discovered.

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers", men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted to. After drinking "beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Share this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

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Damnit, we're going to have to start switching things up!

9 Comments:

Blogger thebillofbrothers said...

Some women need Beer... Some merely need to say the magic word...

"Hi, I'm..."

Wed Aug 16, 03:22:00 PM  
Blogger Gadzilla said...

First of all.. FIRST!

Second, I've heard Tequila makes her clothes fall off. Care to comment?

Wed Aug 16, 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Cash said...

It's called beer? I thought it was called 'blonde wigs.'

Wed Aug 16, 06:48:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Beer?

Hmm...interesting.

I learn more here than I do at the CNN website.

Wed Aug 16, 07:41:00 PM  
Blogger DS said...

maybe liquer would be the next best alternative. But that seems to obvious. Holy shit my world
might be crashing around me.

Wed Aug 16, 11:03:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

That's why I avoid beer and drink copious amounts of whiskey instead. It keeps Mr. Happy in a peaceful slumber where he cannot lead me into temptation through the valley of bimbos.

Thu Aug 17, 08:02:00 AM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

Wow, I will have to pass this on to my female co workers needed to get laid, it may make them easier to work with!

Thu Aug 17, 10:16:00 PM  
Blogger Willo Keays said...

there's got to be a way to slip subliminal messages into football games. I'm working on a theory - but it won't be ready for years!

Thu Aug 17, 10:25:00 PM  
Blogger Gadzilla said...

Sadly, I feel like a dumbass. I wasn't first. Musta been the beer. Damn you, I say again.. DAMN YOU! ;)

Fri Aug 18, 01:28:00 AM  

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