Would you like a Moist Towelette?

I want to first express to each of you how sorry I am that I've recently been neglecting my blogging duties. I've actually got exciting real life stuff going on! I know, it's amazing and almost unbelievable, huh?

Anyway, as I'm beginning the horrible process of packing all my crap up, throwing away as much as possible for my big move, I've noticed something about myself.

Something slightly disturbing, yet very unique. I was going through some of my old purses and in each of them I kept finding stacks, upon stacks of Moist Towelette! in case you missed that, yes I did just say, Moist Towelettes!

Folks, I can't seem to get enough of them! The way they feel on my little hands, that lemon scent, it's like an aphrodisiac!!!!! I just want to bathe in it! Why don't they make a body splash or perfume smelling of this wonderful aroma!!! Yessss YESSS!! OH GOD YES!!!!!... (Sorry, I got a little carried away there for a second...*cough*)

What I'm trying to say is, I think I have a serious problem. Whenever I go to any restaurant, I become this kleptomaniac monster when it comes to these masterfully designed pieces of moist cloth. I slip my hand deep, deep down into the container, bowl, bucket, whatever, slowly warping my fingers around as many as my hand can hold and I stuff them in to my purse. I don't stop there, I actually go back in for more!!! It's sick I tell you!

Most of the ones I'm finding in my abandon purses have dried out and no longer contain that sweet, sweet tingly scent. I actually thought I could save them by dripping just a little water to try to revive and bring them back to life. But, it just wasn't the same, It had lost it's luster...

If that's not troubling enough for you, this is just one of the 2 very weird obsessions I have. Next time I'll tell you about my passion for scotch tape. You won't want to miss that!

AWARENESS MONTH

Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month...I've been doing some thinking. How much money and awareness could this campaign raise if we were able to get the men of the world more involved.

Bear with me, I've figured out a way to do this. The slogan would be "Save the Breasts" What man in his right mind wouldn't want to help save boobies? Even gay men, from what I've been told, love Breasteses!

Raise awareness, raise money. It's a win, win situation! Just think of the money raised. It could fund so much more research to help find a cure for a very serious disease.

I'm thinking we need to get in touch with Hugh, Larry and Dyckerson. These guys know breasts like no other. We could hold fundraiser at ole Hef's mansion. Hell, why not gentlemen clubs! All the $1.00 bills would go towards such a worthy cause. (you might want to clean the money first though) I can see it now, the girls can wear pink everything!

Yes, of course continue to have to 5k run/walks, (I'm actually running in one this month) the made for TV specials, the pink ribbons, these are all wonderfully geared towards women. I just think we need everyone aware and involved, that's why we need the men on board too.

Let's get out there and save some Breasts, who's with me!!!!!

*This post was not meant to offend anyone. Please refrain from being offended by anything said. Yes, the breasts are my own. Thank you for your attention.

OH YEAH!!!

Folks, I was just informed via email, that I've been nominated on 25peeps! Now, I'm not sure what the hell it means, but I remember submitting a picture to this site a while back. (please don't even think about attempting to question me as to why I did this. As I'm slightly embarrassed about the whole thing...)

Anyway, go click on my picture, make me proud! (I'm not gonna tell you which picture is mine, you'll have to guess!) I'd post the entire picture collage, but I'm not that savvy.

So, if you're smart, preferably male, hot and available, come help me figure out how to post this photo collage. It would really help with this lame post, or just go click my damn picture!

Chicken...?

Have you ever hand one of those friends who's weird and yet strangely arousing to you? I was talking to a friend of mine the other night that's, that type of friend. He told me something that had been troubling him and he was going to find a solution to this problem.

The problem being, chicken. I'm sure you're trying to figure out what would be wrong with chicken? Well, it has no slogan. I know, I know! I was thinking that same thing "what the hell are you talking about? You're actually slightly turning me on, but GOD, you're weird!"

What he was trying to tell me was, take beef for example. Beef has a well known national slogan "Beef, it's what's for dinner" or you have "Pork, the other white meat" but what about Chicken??? You got nothin!

Since having this talk with my weird, yet strangely arousing friend, I can't stop thinking about this problem now as well! So, I've come up with a list of few slogans and some of my friends. I'm going to test them on you folks, let me know what you think?

• "Chicken, the Black people's choice"
  
• "Chicken, it tastes like everything"
  
• "Chicken, there's no such thing as mad chicken disease"
  
• "Chicken, it's cheep"
  
• "Chicken, when everyone gets to have some white breasts"
  
• "Chicken, it comes before the egg"
  
• "Chicken, because God hates pork"
  
• "Chicken, almost turkey"
  
• "Chicken, because America's all about the white meat"
  
• "Chicken, because birds don't have souls"
  
• "Chicken, kosher and cheap, its a mitzvah!"

Well, I'm movin on up!

"Well we’re movin on up, to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Movin on up to the east side.

We finally got a piece of the pie. Fish don’t fry in the kitchen; Beans don’t burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill. Now we’re up in the big leagues Gettin’ our turn at bat.

As long as we live, it’s you and me baby There ain’t nothin wrong with that!

Well we’re movin on up, to the East Side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Movin on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pieeeeeeee!!!"

Folks, some changes are about to come for your sweet, beloved, sexy RevRee! As of last night, I got some very exciting, yet very scary news... I'm movin' on up in my career and it's a mighty big move!!!!

Since last night, I've been in kind of a daze and in complete shock. I'm honored and humbled to have been given this opportunity. I honestly didn't think they would choose me, but they did!

I'm going to be gaining so much more experience, knowledge, making new friends, meeting new people, having more sex and finding out more about myself and who I am.

This is going to be a new adventure in the Life & Time of RevRee! I'm slightly scared shitless ( I actually think I may throw up), excited and full of hope. Are you ready?

FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!

The other day and I came up with this amazing idea! Wouldn't it be so awesome to see each of the male bloggers from my list wearing a kilt? Yes, I said kilt! Now, let me first say that I wasn't really a fan of men in kilts until I saw a few photos that totally changed my mind and my life.

Now, I'm sure most of the ladies around here (and some men) really want to know what each of the male bloggers look like. So I've taken it upon myself to help you with this visual.

I promise to post another real life story, that took place this weekend on Monday. But, until then, for the weekend, please enjoy the pictures below!!!

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First up, we have the super genius, really funny, extremely sexy Moderator! Ladies, just look at those forearms and biceps!!! What more could a woman ask for?

Then there's The Planet Bill! He's one of those sexy single dads. This is actually my personal favorite picture. Just look at that pelvic bone and happy trail area! Has it suddenly gotten really hot in here?...



How about Blog Portland! He's one of those married-man-with-kids-hotties! Aside from his 12 pack, he's also a damn good writer!



Ahhh yes, The Cherry Ride! Look at that ass!!! All I can say is, Sweeeeet lord in heaven! Have mercy on me!



The Pointless Drivel! He's already got a huge following. But, why not give him some more! I mean, look at those abs and pecks! Holla!



A newbie to the blogging network, I know a lot of people have been curious about Puerileuwaite. Take a look at those legs! My questions is, what's under the kilt?...




Although Assclownopolis is more of a stealth blogger, his writing, wit and charm are always loved by the ladies! Only he could get by with wearing pink and still look so damn Manley! Check out that sword!




Who could forget Crash Test Comic! He seems to have a thing for women in high heels I'm also still trying to figuring out what his blogs all about. But damn, look at his five o'clock shadow and hands!



Dr. Kenneth Noisewater is in the house! I think sadly, the Dr. is taken ladies, but it's alright to take a good long, hard, look, just don't touch! Even though, his mouth looks so kissable...

*UPDATE!* according to an inside sources, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater is in fact NOT taken!*



Who wants to see East Coast Producer? That's right! Look at that super hot six pack! He hasn't updated his blog in almost a year, but we still consider him a blogging family member! Plus, admit it, most of you would do him!

Last, but not least, I'm proud to finally share a picture of my part-time internets husband, Mighty Dyckerson! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it took a little seducing, a lot of blackmailing, some lube, a camera and a few things I won't mention in order to get this picture for you! He's always "happy" to see you, Please give it up for the DYCKERSON!!!!!!!!



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*The photos above are not the real life pictures of any blogger, I just made it all up. Please don't start stalking any of the bloggers. Thank you! ~Photo source~

It's pretty unusual for me to post two video clips on my blog in a row, but I just couldn't resist this time. It's Friday and this is to damn good not to share with each and every one of you! Please turn your speakers up and prepare yourself to be amazed, slightly turned on, shocked and awed! ENJOY!



HAPPY FRIDAY!

Did you know Peanut Butter was invented by a black man?

I wonder if my grandparents experienced something similar to this?...

As some of you may know, If you scroll down to the lower part of my blog, you'll find a voting section. Every few weeks, I'll post a new poll for my dedicated readers to cast their valued vote on many different topics. I love to get my audience interacting with my blog page and feel like their taking an active roll in what goes on around here.

That being said, never in my 1.5 years of blogging have I seen such an intense race between two of my bachelor blogging friends.

I've put together a little summary about each of them, to give you a little peek about each of the two finalists. Please take your time, do some of your own research, dig deep, deep, deep down into your soul and make your decision known.

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Bachelor #1: Mighty Dyckerson He's gathered quite a following over the past year of his blogging career. He says on his blog, "In his spare time, Dyckerson enjoys under water basket weaving, littering, reading to the deaf and long walks on the beach."

Dyckerson has a another side to him. A side that many of us didn't know about until just last month. Dyckerson graced us with just a glimpse in to the ultra sensitive Mighty Dyckerson as he said, "I think love is a bond between two people that only forms after a long period of friendship and mutual respect"

Dyckerson as we know, regards himself a scholar of relationships, women and love. He was recently interview by Ed Bradley with 60 Minutes, saying "No guy in his right mind is going to divorce a good-looking chick with rich parents...I don't care how flat chested she is. It just ain't gonna happen."

Mighty Dyckerson also suggests to Ed during the interview to "hang out in the produce section and flirt with the yentas. I usually say something like, "Hey baby! Nice melons!" and then we both enjoy a good laugh..."

I had a chance to have a sit down with Dyckerson last night. Well, actually we were laying down, but ANYWAY.... I asked him what the meaning of life was. "Rev dear, life is like a severed penis." He said, "You never know when you're going to find one laying by the side of the road...but when you do, look out!"

Bachelor #2: Puerileuwaite is a fairly new member to my blogging community. But, he's certainly gotten the attention of the ladies around here in the blog world.

Puerileuwaite's guilty pleasures include: "women's' college volleyball and NFL cheerleader tryouts".

Recently Puerileuwaite was asked the following question, "How will you maintain your secret identity? His reply "Hide behind a huge pile of bullshit."

Just a few weeks ago, Puerileuwaite admitted to a very, very disturbingly dark secret. "You see, my deep, dark secret is that I finally watched ALL of the "Harry Potter" movies. And, get this, I ENJOYED them! There! I said it! I feel like dirt. And yet, I don't mind, entirely... actually I kinda like it..."

You might remember seeing Puerileuwaite on Larry King Live about a month ago. Mr. King asked him about what was his view on love. "Love doesn't have to be a battlefield, Larry. It can be a beautiful field with manicured grass, fragrant flowers, and granite markers arranged in elegantly precise formations."

Puerileuwaite claims "I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," I had sex with only two men, er women...okay! they were mannish women.."

The other day, I just so happened to be at the Barnes & Noble when I over heard Puerileuwaite asking the the girl at the information desk, "Do you have a "Daily Sex: 365 Positions and Activities for Great Sex " Calendar? I need one for my office. That way I can simply point to relevant days where certain coworkers should screw themselves, and point to others where the hot babes should screw me."

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As you can see ladies (and maybe some men...), this is a very hard choice. But the time has come upon us to make the final decision on "who would YOU sex up for a night?"

So, let's hear it, It's up to you now. The two finalists fate is in your hands! Good Luck, and may the best bachelor blogger Win!!!