Hand Porn

As some of you know, I have a very weird fixation...some might even call it a fetish or slight obsession. I on the other hand, like to call it a healthy tasteful appetite for part of the human anatomy... preferably the male anatomy...

I'm talking about hand folks, mens hands...I love them and I can't seem to get enough of them. Every single thing about them drives me insane! The scars, the calluses, the lines, the cuts, the veins. Ahhhh mmmm Just thinking about them almost drives me to orgasm! When I see a good pair of male hands, I want to take them in my mouth and suck and bite on them.

(The picture above, was taken by an evil, evil man. He sent this to me just to try and kill me! I honestly believe that. It was sent to my cell phone, I actually had to excuse myself to the ladies room, while at work. I think I may need professional help...)

Oh sweet lord have mercy on me! Sometime I'll catch myself talking to an attractive male, suddenly glance down at his hands and it takes everything inside of me not to allow the tingles to take over my body and send me into a heavenly abyss.

I first discovered my taste for hands when I was at the innocent age of 16 years old. The neighbor boy who was 18, wanted to pet my pussy... At first I was a little shy about the whole idea of him touching my sweet little pussy. But he seemed really nice, so I let him...

here I even took a picture! I still giggle when I look at this pic, Ahhh the memories...

Lets touch on the brief history of hand porn. It was first discovered on Babylonian handprints in clay tablets. And in ancient china, bamboo shoots were woven into the shape of hands and used as sexual aids. Not to mention the late victorian finger parlors! You know, hand shops, where men could go to get their hands massaged and fingers sucked...I know, pretty Hot!

So, after all this explanation, I've been doing some thinking... I should invest in hand porn. I really think It's about to make a huge come back! Just think, we could get a cable station, showing hand on hand action 24/7. Websites, books, I could be on Larry King and Oprah! I would be rich!!!!!!!

There HAS to be more admires of hands other then me! I can't be the only one who's turned on, aroused, entice and seduced by mens hands....

Am I???...HELLO?

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!...

So a good friend of mine suggested I join this Cigar Smoker’s forum he belongs to. He thought it would be a good way for me to meet some people from my area. Apparently, there are quite a few cigar smokers in my neck of the woods, not to mention quite a few MALE cigar smokers! HA!

It will be like a 99% ratio of men and I’d be that 1% female…now, I’m not good at math but if my calculation is correct, that’s like a win, win situation for me!

So, I’ve joined this little forum and so far, it’s pretty cool! Basically this club of cigar smokers, trade cigars and send each other different types of smokes for each other to try. And every now and then get together to smoke a few and drink!

I don’t know a damn thing about cigars and the very few times I’ve tried smoking one, it felt like my chest was about to collapse. I’m thinking I’ve been smoking them wrong and I’m willing to give it another try. I’m hoping these men will help me learn how to “suck” in that sweet cigar smoke and enjoy that wonderful taste.

I do however; know about drinking and I really could use a drink!

I’d really like to be like those really sexy chicks you see in the ads smoking a cigar! That’s so HOT!

I was just looking on Wikipedia and found the definition for Cigar Smoking,

“A tightly-rolled bundle of dried and fermented tobacco, one end of which is lit with a match or lighter so that it produces smoke that can be drawn into the mouth. This smoke is usually not inhaled, but rather "puffed" out. The word cigar is from the Spanish word cigarro, which the Oxford English Dictionary suggests is a variation on cigarra, Spanish for cicada due to their shape, especially that of what is now called the perfecto.”

Anyway, the groups of cigar smokers in my area are having a “meeting” Friday night. So, I’m toying with the idea of attending... ya know, just to see what it's all about. Don’t worry; my good friend who I know “personally” knows these people, actually he doesn’t live to far from my area so he might even attend as well, to be my escort so to speak. I promise, I'll be safe!

This, folks is the beginning of my new social life, we’ll see how it goes!

Stay tuned, next time I’m gonna go see one of the guys I work with, band play! It should be lots a fun!

New girl in big city, needs friends

As most of you know, I've moved to a brand new state. I've been here a total of 4 days now. Listen, I don't mean to appear as though I'm a big cry baby...ok FINE I'm a big baby! GOD! What the hell am I suppose to do around this place???

It's not THAT bad, I honestly do like my new state. The people are real nice, I love my new apartment, I bought a new TV and got a brand new living room set! And the city is super easy to get around...I just need to find out where all the "cool" people are...

So, I thought I'd ask you, my humble blogging friends for some suggestions on how to find new friends. I know, I know, I can begin to "hang"with the people I work with, and I will attempt to do so... actually some of the people I work with are so freakin HOT, I have to watch myself....Seriously, the men here are smokin'! Every place I go in this damn city, I see hot men. I'm not complaining, I swear, it's just a bit overwhelming...thats all. It's hard being turned on all day...

Anyway, I've come up with a "list" of ideas on how to meet some people, let me know if you have any suggestions!

• Take a class at a local college(fresh meat)
• Join a Pentecostal church
• Whore myself on Myspace
• Post an ad in the newspaper (New girl in big city, needs friends...)
• Take a pottery class
• Become a bar fly
• Walk the street corners
• Join a gym
• Get myself arrested
• Volunteer for some organization
• Faint while in a restaurant and hope people will notice
• Ask the cable guy out
• Go to a shooting range
• Rent a dog and take it for a walk
• Go streaking
• Flirt with the roofers at my apartment complex

Cuz I'm Leavin'...

Folks, I first want to say that I'm sorry for neglecting my blogging duties, things have been crazy here in the life of RevRee.

As some of you know, my life is about to take a big turn for the best! I'm really excited about this new journey in life and I promise to take you all with me as I will resume back to posting once things settle in my new home. (maybe I'll even post a few pictures...)

I begin my new adventure in life tomorrow morning at 7am! In fact, most of my family is over at my place right at this moment, attempting to be helpful, when in reality, it's creating more stress and driving me freakin' nuts!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHh I want to scream!!!!!!!

Anyway, seriously, I'm so excited and yet scared to death! Someone who I've grown to admire and care about deeply told me recently,

"You're beginning a new part of your life. A part of your life that hasn't been written yet. A place no one knows RevRee, YOU can be who ever you want. You get to find out more about yourself, meet new people and discover new things, you're gonna have a blast!"

To that person, thank you! You've truly been a rock for me to lean on and I don't think I'd be able to take on this new life with out your encouragement, support and humor!

I hope ya'll don't forget about me as it might be a few days before I can resume back to my daily blogging....ok well every other day blogging....ok, ok every other couple days of blog postings.

Thanks to everyone who's givin me well wishes, encouragement, made me laugh when I was so stressed or pissed me off because I was overly emotional, I thank you all!

God, I'm making it sound like I'm going off to die or something!


To get this started off right, I've chosen a song by Regina Spektor called "Fidelity" it's inspired me and it always seems to make me smile as I sing along!...ok sometimes, I even giggle...alright, alright, I giggle a lot! hahahah shhhh!

LOVE YA! SEE YOU GUYS IN ANOTHER STATE!

OUCH!

I'm so freaking hung over right now, I actually think I might still be slightly drunk. All I know is, I have to have lunch with my parents/family in one hour, I can't seem to drink enough water, I MAY have lost my voice, but I don't know for sure until I actually speak. ( I haven't yet today) , I'm out of advil, I have a big bite mark on my right breast and...I'm scared, hold me...