Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!...

So a good friend of mine suggested I join this Cigar Smoker’s forum he belongs to. He thought it would be a good way for me to meet some people from my area. Apparently, there are quite a few cigar smokers in my neck of the woods, not to mention quite a few MALE cigar smokers! HA!

It will be like a 99% ratio of men and I’d be that 1% female…now, I’m not good at math but if my calculation is correct, that’s like a win, win situation for me!

So, I’ve joined this little forum and so far, it’s pretty cool! Basically this club of cigar smokers, trade cigars and send each other different types of smokes for each other to try. And every now and then get together to smoke a few and drink!

I don’t know a damn thing about cigars and the very few times I’ve tried smoking one, it felt like my chest was about to collapse. I’m thinking I’ve been smoking them wrong and I’m willing to give it another try. I’m hoping these men will help me learn how to “suck” in that sweet cigar smoke and enjoy that wonderful taste.

I do however; know about drinking and I really could use a drink!

I’d really like to be like those really sexy chicks you see in the ads smoking a cigar! That’s so HOT!

I was just looking on Wikipedia and found the definition for Cigar Smoking,

“A tightly-rolled bundle of dried and fermented tobacco, one end of which is lit with a match or lighter so that it produces smoke that can be drawn into the mouth. This smoke is usually not inhaled, but rather "puffed" out. The word cigar is from the Spanish word cigarro, which the Oxford English Dictionary suggests is a variation on cigarra, Spanish for cicada due to their shape, especially that of what is now called the perfecto.”

Anyway, the groups of cigar smokers in my area are having a “meeting” Friday night. So, I’m toying with the idea of attending... ya know, just to see what it's all about. Don’t worry; my good friend who I know “personally” knows these people, actually he doesn’t live to far from my area so he might even attend as well, to be my escort so to speak. I promise, I'll be safe!

This, folks is the beginning of my new social life, we’ll see how it goes!

Stay tuned, next time I’m gonna go see one of the guys I work with, band play! It should be lots a fun!


Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you too! :)

Wed Nov 22, 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Tripe Face said...

Didn't you learn anything from the Lewinsky scandal?

Wed Nov 22, 09:43:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Mr Fab *mmuuaaahhh*

Tripe, I learned a lot!!! *evil grin*

Wed Nov 22, 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think those guys would be a bunch of assholes, but I guess I'm making a generalization. What about going to a Star Trek convention to meet guys? They'd be REALLY appreciative.

Wed Nov 22, 11:34:00 PM  
Blogger Somewhere said...

Happy Smoked Turkey Day. Be thankful you can still breathe!

Thu Nov 23, 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Thanksgiving Rev!

Thu Nov 23, 08:43:00 AM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

So you think you're going to score in a forum full of guys who like to put dick-shaped objects in their mouths??

Yeah, good luck with that...

Thu Nov 23, 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just be careful, and don't fall for the "Would you like to smoke my White Owl?" trick.

Fri Nov 24, 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didnt find thing that i need... :-(

Fri Nov 24, 09:10:00 PM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

Here in KC all the Cigar bars are next to the Strip bars. Hmmmmm is that the case everywhere?!

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Fri Nov 24, 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous 100% BASTARD said...



Sat Nov 25, 02:06:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Dr. Ken: Bite me!

Dyckerson: I'm hoping it's a forum full of guys who like to put dick-shaped objects in my mouth! HA!

puerileuwaitedfhsapiref: "Would you like to smoke my White Owl" That...that... was a trick?...oops

DykesDog: I haven't seen any strip clubs yet. But, there's an adult bookstore right by my job!

Sat Nov 25, 03:09:00 PM  

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