Wookin' pa lub in all the wrong places
First I'd like to explain a little bit about this young friend of his...I'll call her "Little miss can't be wrong" This friend is only 22...that really should explain it all, but Its more fun to go in to some detail as to who she is.
Being only 22 years old, she requires a lot of attention. I thought I sent a lot of text message....but this chick could kick my ass if there were ever a text messaging war.
Once you befriend her, she sticks on you like white on rice. She doesn't use q-tips after taking a shower which in my book is just plain wrong.
(Don't ask me how I know this...I just do.... Listen, I gotta find stuff to write on my blog somehow!) Honestly, who doesn't use Q-tips?
She smells like Secret deodorant mixed with body odor and she has nose hairs....yeah....gross!
Alright, on to her nasty habit. For some reason, sometime in her life someone told her that it was OK to meet strange, ugly, older men online and then have sex with them.
I had the opportunity to actually see a picture of one of these strange men. I was shocked, I was appalled, I was sickened and a little scared. I had all these emotions overpower me all at the same time once I took one glance at this photo.
I honestly think he used his prison mug shot as the photo he posted on whatever online dating/hook-up site they met on.
Now, please brace yourself before going any further with this blog post. The picture you are about to see, might cause permanent emotional damage to you and anyone around you who might see this.