I'm in pieces. I will return when I've put myself back together.

Life is a highway...

So the other day, I was driving home to see my parents and my sister was riding along with me in the passenger side.

As we're driving down the road, rocking out to a mega mix CD I had put together, all of a sudden a car begins to pass us... Just as this car is about to pass, me and my sister both turn to look to see who's in the car.

You know how it is... comon, everyone does it! It's almost impossible NOT to look to see who that mysterious person in the other automobile is.

So anyway, we both turn simultaneously to get a quick peek. This is when it all got really strange, really fast....

Now, I wasn't able to peek for very long, as I had to keep my eyes on the road. BUT, my sister she took a long peek....it was more like a constant stare...the dude in the car seem to have forgotten about the road because he was staring right back at her.

Like I said, this is when it got really weird. This staring contest in turn triggered an instant attraction between my sister and the mysteriously hot driver. Causing them to have super quick interstate sex...or as some like to call a quick mental highway fuck.

Let me try to explain...This is when two people look deep into the eyes of the other person, on the highway or interstate, while driving or riding in separate vehicles, either while passing each other or following one another... sending both parties in to a sudden hypnotic trance of some sort. This is turn causes an arousal that can't be explained. Sometimes, I've heard that even a slight orgasm can take place in seconds.

I swear I always thought it was a myth, but honest to god, I witnessed it this past weekend.

It was all so fast that I had no time to react. By the time this quick emotional, mental highway fuck was over, I couldn't even look at my sister.

I simply said "what was that?"

She says "I think I just had highway sex with that guy..."

Honest to god, a true story...

Ice War of 2007

My friends, I only have a slight moment to send you this message from the front lines. I am safe. The power is out, there's no heat.

I haven't had a shower since Sunday night...(which was only actually a half shower as the power went out while cleaning myself.)

Don't worry, I'm using lots of body splash and I'm wearing a hat to cover the hot mess of hair I have going on right now. I've also changed my panties every day, so I'm kinda fresh...

The nights have been rough, as I've been sleeping alone in my bed with 100 blankets over the top of me. That's the hardest time of the day... laying there, shivering, my body slowly going numb, as all the thought of dead trees run around in my head overwhelm me and I feel powerless.

Shit, I gotta go, the ice is back!!!!! AAHhhhhhhhhhh

Tell my mother I love her!