Sunday, September 03, 2006

Clive Owen, a Casino, $5.00 , a Hot guy with tattoos and a Hangover

I was pleasantly surprised and actually quite turned on by the cover of the September issue of GQ magazine. It was sitting on my desk in my office (yes, I have an office) when I arrived at work today.

I had a very wild night last night, (more of that in a moment) I came to work with a pounding headache. Then to my joy I find such a sweet gift. It really touched me and made me kinda tingle. A fellow co-worker and friend of mine, knew of my extremely out of control crush on Clive Owen, and so he bought this special issue just for me!

No I didn't lick the pages with the photos of Clive (we're on a first name basis) I did however press the entire magazine softly against my sweet supple breasts... I think I might have actually let out a slight moan too... but that can't be proven!

Ok, real quick, about my night. I started at a casino with a few friends. I had $5 to play with. Yes, I said FIVE DOLLARS! I'm not about to throw a bunch of money down some slot machine, plus I work in the media and... I'm poor. Plus, that's all the money I had, OK?

After the Casino, everyone decides to go to a friends house, in some small town in the middle of nowhere, to drink some more and watch Reservoir Dogs (awesome movie by the way... from what I can remember) Well, needless to say, I had too much to drink, so I ended up spending the night in "Hickville USA" at my friends place, on someone's bed, with some hot tattooed guy laying next to me. Oh yeah, his tongue was pierced too... I can't remember why I know that though...

30 Comments:

Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I know that game. If the (tongue) ring makes it entirely over the milk "bottle", he wins a stuffed kitty.

Sun Sep 03, 05:27:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Hey puerileuwaiteeriuetsirutp, I've got a game for ya...

Sun Sep 03, 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

I would say in roughly three posts we will be hearing about Revree waking up next to Clive, and we'll be expecting a full tattoo art and piercing report.

Sun Sep 03, 06:11:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Sure. Unless losing in your new game means waking up next to a tatooed man with a tongue ring. If that's the case, I'll stick with Scrabble.

Sun Sep 03, 06:36:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I just noticed that Clive Owens looks like Tony Robbins, the self-help guru who was in "Shallow Hal" with Jack Black. So maybe he hypnotized you into thinking that he's hot. Beware.

Sun Sep 03, 06:39:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Dr. Ken:I used to have my tongue pierced... But, It just got in the way of my mad skillz

puerileuwaiteerieryoehfdhdofh: Make it strip scrabble, and you're on!

Sun Sep 03, 06:40:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

puerileuwaiteerieryoehfdhdofhdfspspjusfkhdlfjhsldfh: He looks nothing like the self help freak! Take that back at once!!!

Sun Sep 03, 06:41:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Okay, you're on. Wear that dress. No parkas or layered clothing either.

And that was a compliment. I have one of Tony Robbins' books. And look at the wonders it's done for me!

Sun Sep 03, 06:52:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Wow..we have the same taste in men. I did a post months ago about how Clive Owen was my number one same sex crush...

And Reservoir Dogs? Oh yeah!

Okay, so we need to get you, my, and Clive together, put on the Reservoir Dogs DVD, get some wine...

Sun Sep 03, 06:54:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

puerileuwaitedsjfhs: Can I at least wear my granny panties?

Mr Fab: I thought highly of you before I knew we both wanted Clive Owen. Now I'm just totally speechless with admiration!

Sun Sep 03, 07:19:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Sure why not? We'll go with that fantasy.

Sun Sep 03, 07:36:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Granny panties it is! Which color would get your engine going the most?

Red

Black

White

Purple

Zebra

Leopard print

Sun Sep 03, 07:47:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Yellow. That way they're more authentic.

Sun Sep 03, 07:55:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Fresh pee yellow or pee stain yellow?

Sun Sep 03, 07:59:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

That's gross. I was thinking of lemonade.

Sun Sep 03, 08:20:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Good Job! You scared everyone else from making comments on my blog, jerk!

Sun Sep 03, 08:27:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Gee, I wonder who THAT little tirade was directed at.

Did you notice that you could put a towel on Clive's head and call him "Hasan Ben Sober"?

Sun Sep 03, 08:34:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Jealousy doesn't suit you

Sun Sep 03, 08:54:00 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy said...

*sigh*

Clive Owen.....LOVE him!

I can't wait for his new movie to come out on Christmas day!

oh, and ummmmm...the hot guy with the pierced tongue?

Naughty! ;-)

Sun Sep 03, 09:09:00 PM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

Leopard...! Leopard...! Leopard..!

(with Leopard-print pumps, of course.)

Revree, I'm glad you finally found an everlasting love. Or at least a love that lasts longer than the wet-spot.

Well, maybe not Mr. Right, but Mr. Right-now.

Mr. Right, but Mr. Pierced-in-the-RIGHT-Place.

You're too hot--love reading your blogs & fantasizing.

Mon Sep 04, 06:34:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

Rev--

I put a link to your blog on my friend's list--so now I can share your dyanamic blog with the universe.

Mon Sep 04, 07:15:00 AM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

You can't even punch your own show, and you have an office??! Geez!

Mon Sep 04, 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Cherry Ride said...

I love me some Clive Owen as much as the next gay man (there - now you know officially, per the convo you had last with the Gancer about which one of us was gay), but he looks absolutely gross and heinous on the cover of GQ. I like my british men white and pasty (which is the Clive I used to know and love), not with a tan. He looks wrong. He looks like... like... TONY ROBBINS!

(-- This is the Cherry Ride. Because Blogger is fucked at moment and is punishing me for signing up for the beta, I can't leave a "real" comment.)

Mon Sep 04, 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Big Pissy: Thank you for stopping by! I haven't had a chance to see the preview of this new movie with Clive, but I've heard it looks awesome! Oh yeah, I'm a good girl, I promise... But, seriously what would you do with a hot tattooed guy and with a pierced tongue was laying next to you in bed? ;-)

Crash: Today, I'll wear my Leopard print granny panties just for you! Thanks for the add :-)

Dyckerson: Come here, I'll push somethin!

Cherry: I like white boys like anyone else, but I'm going to have to disagree with you darlin. Clive still looks smokin HOT! AND nothing like Tony Robbins! Take that back!

P.S even though you're gay, do you ever fool around with girls? :-P

Mon Sep 04, 10:12:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

grrrrrrrrrrrowl

Mon Sep 04, 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

Revree, I'm sure by "mad skillz" you were merely referring to your ability to lick stamps.

Mon Sep 04, 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger Jodi said...

Reservoir Dogs is my most favorite of favorite movies. And Rev darlin'? DId you get laid???

*clapping*

Mon Sep 04, 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Cherry Ride said...

Yes. Yes I do.

Mon Sep 04, 07:09:00 PM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

I love Rev's blog. Thanks Mighty Dyck for telling me how wonderful and perfect she is!

Mon Sep 04, 09:53:00 PM  
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