Imagine all the People...

Once again folks, I've been doing some thinking. I also recently had this conversation (pillow talk) with my "pseudo" boyfriend.

The topic of this particular conversation was,

"When looking at a someone, do you visualize what sex might be like with that person?"

Whether you were attracted to that person or not, do you ever think about what it would be like?

After much discussion and thought, we both came to the same conclusion to this answer and that was YES.

Now, with that being said, I've taken it upon myself to make a list of 5 male bloggers and give you my imaginative view of what I feel it would be like to have a night of passion with each of these gentlemen

Please remember, this is only for posterity sake. Alright, let's get started shall we?...

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Assclownopolis (tfg)

For some reason, I have a feeling the sex with this guy would be pretty much on the kinky side. Seriously, have you read his blog? The guy has Betty Boop and Winnie the Pooh bed sheets. I imagine the sex would be an experience all in itself. Maybe a little educational, freaky....OK not just freaky, but a LOT freaky and really, pretty perverted actually...

SO... I picture sex with tfg would entail one of those pools filled with plastic balls in his bedroom, some greased up latex swimsuits for each of us to wear and a case of silly string... I'm pretty sure you can find these types of acts on the internets...

Cherry Ride

First of all, I have to say, he's gay and he's HOT! (Not, that there's anything wrong with that. Being gay I mean...)... ANYWAY, I personally believe I do have the power to turn Cherry straight, if even for just one night of passion.

The sex would be a session of "ride em cowboy"…This is where Cherry would wear a cowboy hat and nothing else and I'd be wearing a summer dress, slightly torn at the shoulder. All of this would take place in a barn, on the hay, during a very hot summers day. And we would act out a scene in one of those romance novels... or those erotic movies on Cinemax...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Ahhh yes the Dr. ladies and gentleman. Let's see, sex with the Dr... first of all, there would be Pink Floyd playing on an eight track in the background. The room would be lit with colored Christmas lights from ceiling to floor. The only other thing in this room would be a bed covered in all white.

Then comes the fun part. The Dr would walk in barefoot, wearing scrubs and struttin' his stuff to the smooth sounds of Pink Floyd. He would then proceed to strip for me. I of course would have a roll of $1's in my hand...

Mighty Dyckerson

While wearing his nicest clown suit, I'd grudge fuck the hell out of him, and leave cab fare on the dresser.

This too would be like one of those erotic movies on Cinemax...

...Ok maybe not this one...Moving on...


Puerileuwaite

Folks, Mr. Puerileuwaite is a bit of a mystery to me. I believe my entire sexual experience with him would be done while I'm blindfolded and I'd have no idea what was happening. It would be slightly frightening, a little edgy and kinda erotic all at the same time.

He would only speak to me in a whisper, using only lines from movies and sometimes he would say them in different languages, like Russian or Chinese or Klingon... I don't think this one would be on Cinemax either...the internets for sure!...
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Well, there you have it dear friends. I should have warned some of you long ago, once you get in to my mind, there's no going back, baby.

It's a pretty wild and crazy place, my mind... I'm sure glad I could share these thought with you guys though, and not be judged for them...