Ask revealing questions, get revealing answers

Recently, I've been browsing this book I found in my desk at work. I think the person who had my job before me left it. Maybe it was some type of warning, I dunno?

Anyway, It's called " Revealing Questions (for all occasions)" I think they got this book from Hallmark as a gift or something. It's a pretty stupid book, but for some reason I can't stop reading the lame "revealing questions" .

So I thought I'd let you folk see some of these stupid questions and I'll give my own personal answers.

Question #1. A new law says you have to change your name to match your personality. What would you call yourself?

Answer #1. Well, seeing as I know myself very well, "very" well... I'm going to go with the name "Insatiable Vivacious Delectable Coquettish". My friends would simply call me "Ivy"

Question #2. Have you ever had a sudden fear of plunging headlong into a vat of twice baked potatoes while test driving a moped?

Answer #2. No. But, I do have a license to sell hair tonic, to bald eagles, in Omaha Nebraska.

Question #3. If you had a theme song, what would it be?

Answer #3. Hahaha that's simple! "Tom Jones - Sex Bomb"

Question #4. If you wrote an autobiography of your life, what would the title be?

Answer #4. "Oh yeah, I'm Writing a Screenplay too... (isn't everyone? ...)"
It's catchy I think, don't you?

Question #5. What's the most flattering thing a date has ever said to you?

Answer #5. "You have the most beautiful skin" (you're surprised it wasn't something about my amazing breasts, huh?...HA!)

This book and these silly questions go on and on and on. Anyway, I'm sure you all just found out ever more useless crap about RevRee and I hope it's warmed your hearts just a little bit.