Sunday, January 21, 2007

"If your blog beats mine, I'm going to cut off my hands!"

I just wanted to make a quick post about a situation that took place a few weeks ago. It all started when the Mighty Dyckerson decided to have his blog reviewed by a site called Blog Laughs. Basically this a community of fellow bloggers who all take part in reviewing submitted blogs. They have about a week to read and send back their opinion of said blog. It's actually a really interesting process and it seems quite fair.

Anyway, in my opinion, Dyckerson got a pretty good review, all in all I think it was a fair and balanced observation. I thought this seemed like a lot of fun, so I submitted my blog for review.

After submitting my blog, I got an email from
Dyckerson stating and I quote "If your blog beats mine, I'm going to cut off my hands!"

Well, ladies and gentlemen, my blog scored quite a bit higher then ole
Mighty Dyckerson...his score was 85.7 and mine was 87.2 (click on the numbers to read the actual reviews)

HAHAHAHAH LA LA LA LA LA!!! I WIN!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Cough*

Sorry .... Now listen, I'm not asking that he cut any extremity off ...but I would hope that we can at least come to some type of compromise?...
That's where you, my fellow blogging friends come in. I'd like you to help me figure out what Mighty Dyckerson is going to do for me!
I was thinking along the lines of some sort of penance he has to do in order to avoid chopping off his hands and ideally it should last a whole year.

I've come up with a list of just a few ideas...

  1. Wear a cutesy "mom" pin on his shirt to work everyday for a year.

  2. Switch to single ply recycled material scratchy toilet paper.

  3. Spend at least ten minutes every Monday discussing "Desperate Housewives" with his coworkers.

  4. Shave his ball(s).

  5. Work the catch phrase ''thats so swank!'' into every conversation.

  6. Subscribe to the church of Scientology newsletter and read every issue diligently and post an editorial of it's contents on his blog.
  7. Wear a baseball cap with the phrase "RevRees Bitch '' on it any time he consumes an alcoholic beverage, at home or in public.

  8. Only carry and use pens with pink ink in them.

  9. Eat a bowl of cottage cheese with canned peaches, while watching at least 5 Hallmark Hall of Fame mades for TV movie on Lifetime (television for women).

  10. Go to a different doctor every month and request a thorough prostrate exam.

  11. End every blog entry this year with the phrase ,'' but of course, RevRee is so much better at this than I am, why do I bother?...''

That's about all I can think of at this moment. I'm sure you folks can help Dyckerson think of some way we can get this cleared up without having to remove a limb...

***UPDATE***

Mighty Dyckerson Enterprises has released the following statement:


"Mighty Dyckerson categorically and emphatically denies making any statements regarding the cutting off of any extremities. Furthermore, Mighty Dyckerson fails to recognize the validity of BlogLaughs and its reviewers' opinions. Mighty Dyckerson remains dedicated to providing his readers with entertaining, enlightening, and informative posts about his genitalia and bodily functions. Mighty Dyckerson thanks you for your attention to this matter."

~MD

16 Comments:

Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Mighty Dyckerson Enterprises has released the following statement:

Mighty Dyckerson categorically and emphatically denies making any statements regarding the cutting off of any extremities. Furthermore, Mighty Dyckerson fails to recognize the validity of BlogLaughs and its reviewers' opinions.

Mighty Dyckerson remains dedicated to providing his readers with entertaining, enlightening, and informative posts about his genitalia and bodily functions. Mighty Dyckerson thanks you for your attention to this matter.

Mon Jan 22, 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous sleepwait said...

Come out from behind your lawyers and shave your balls like a man! While aloe vera may soothe the itching of your scrotum it cannot relive the shame of your cowardice!

Mon Jan 22, 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dyck should have to record a full length hand porn for you.

Tue Jan 23, 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Furthermore, Mighty Dyckerson fails to recognize the validity of BlogLaughs and its reviewers' opinions."

I agree with Mighty Dyckerson Enterprises.

Who cares what those numbnuts think? You have your own numbnuts (your loyal readers) to please. Isn't that enough?

Tue Jan 23, 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Classic!

Tue Jan 23, 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Switch to single ply recycled material scratchy toilet paper.

You're my new super hero!

Tue Jan 23, 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger BlogLaughs said...

We fail to recognize the validity of BlogLaughs too, but you know Dyck already shaves his balls. :)

Tue Jan 23, 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Lawrence said...

Hmmm, I think a suitable compromise should be to put on a full length dress, then sing "I feel pretty" while dancing in front of a camera, and then have it posted on Youtube! Just one more suggestion. Glad I could help!

Tue Jan 23, 02:27:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Sleepwait: You're 100% correct! Dyckerson needs to come out from behind his lawyers and take this like a man! Shave your ball(s)! Shave your ball(s)!!

TFG: Would you be willing to make a guest appearance in this full length hand porn video?

puerileuwaitefsodursirh: Shave your ball(s)! Shave your ball(s)!!

Lawrence: The very thought of this disturbers me enough!

Tue Jan 23, 02:53:00 PM  
Blogger blog Portland said...

He would have had you if it weren't for those damn blinking lights. Regardless, I'm in no hurry to see Dyck's shorn scrote (again), so maybe you guys should guest blog for one post on each other's page instead.

Tue Jan 23, 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You two are both swell. My page is in the running too, and I'm going to get my ass handed to me unless I figure out how to get the layout a little cooler.

Tue Jan 23, 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Tripe Face said...

RevRee, how could ANYONE not think yours is the better blog. And does it surprise you that Dyck has no balls when it comes to admitting his shortcomings?

I tried coming up with a few more suggestions, in case he ever mans up... but nothing from my feeble mind matches yours.

Congrats darlin!

Tripe

Wed Jan 24, 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job done, keep it up!with the best regards!

Sat Jan 27, 09:20:00 PM  
Blogger Stealth said...

LMAO!!!!!

Mon Jan 29, 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous jane said...

I vote for #10!

Tue Jan 30, 12:27:00 PM  
Blogger Stealth said...

Well I wasn't even invovled in this but I have found it quite easy to steal the notion of working "that's so swank" into all my conversations.

Mainly because I don't have conversations and it makes a great retort when people at work annoy me. It also stops them speaking to me ever again.

Just had to come over here and tell you GREAT technique ;-)

Sat Feb 17, 03:11:00 PM  

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