"If your blog beats mine, I'm going to cut off my hands!"

I just wanted to make a quick post about a situation that took place a few weeks ago. It all started when the Mighty Dyckerson decided to have his blog reviewed by a site called Blog Laughs. Basically this a community of fellow bloggers who all take part in reviewing submitted blogs. They have about a week to read and send back their opinion of said blog. It's actually a really interesting process and it seems quite fair.

Anyway, in my opinion, Dyckerson got a pretty good review, all in all I think it was a fair and balanced observation. I thought this seemed like a lot of fun, so I submitted my blog for review.

After submitting my blog, I got an email from Dyckerson stating and I quote "If your blog beats mine, I'm going to cut off my hands!"

Well, ladies and gentlemen, my blog scored quite a bit higher then ole Mighty Dyckerson...his score was 85.7 and mine was 87.2 (click on the numbers to read the actual reviews)

HAHAHAHAH LA LA LA LA LA!!! I WIN!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Cough*

Sorry .... Now listen, I'm not asking that he cut any extremity off ...but I would hope that we can at least come to some type of compromise?...

That's where you, my fellow blogging friends come in. I'd like you to help me figure out what Mighty Dyckerson is going to do for me!

I was thinking along the lines of some sort of penance he has to do in order to avoid chopping off his hands and ideally it should last a whole year.

I've come up with a list of just a few ideas...

1. Wear a cutesy "mom" pin on his shirt to work everyday for a year.
   
   
2. Switch to single ply recycled material scratchy toilet paper.
   
   
3. Spend at least ten minutes every Monday discussing "Desperate Housewives" with his coworkers.
   
   
4. Shave his ball(s).
   
   
5. Work the catch phrase ''thats so swank!'' into every conversation.
   
   
6. Subscribe to the church of Scientology newsletter and read every issue diligently and post an editorial of it's contents on his blog.

7. Wear a baseball cap with the phrase "RevRees Bitch '' on it any time he consumes an alcoholic beverage, at home or in public.

8. Only carry and use pens with pink ink in them.

9. Eat a bowl of cottage cheese with canned peaches, while watching at least 5 Hallmark Hall of Fame mades for TV movie on Lifetime (television for women).

10. Go to a different doctor every month and request a thorough prostrate exam.

11. End every blog entry this year with the phrase ,'' but of course, RevRee is so much better at this than I am, why do I bother?...''

That's about all I can think of at this moment. I'm sure you folks can help Dyckerson think of some way we can get this cleared up without having to remove a limb...

***UPDATE***

Mighty Dyckerson Enterprises has released the following statement:

"Mighty Dyckerson categorically and emphatically denies making any statements regarding the cutting off of any extremities. Furthermore, Mighty Dyckerson fails to recognize the validity of BlogLaughs and its reviewers' opinions. Mighty Dyckerson remains dedicated to providing his readers with entertaining, enlightening, and informative posts about his genitalia and bodily functions. Mighty Dyckerson thanks you for your attention to this matter."

~MD