A few nights ago, my friends back home had a big post Madi Gras costume party. Sounds like a lot of fun, right?

Well, from the news that I'm hearing, things might have gotten a little out of hand... A huge string of interesting facts have been coming my way...

Theses interesting facts that I'm about to share, have slightly damaged me, maybe even for life. You might want to sit down for this...

Interesting Fact #1 My best friend of 10+ years, has secretly had a crush on my 20 year old brother. (she's 32. She "says" the "crush" just started all of a sudden within the last year or so....Rrrrright)

Interesting Fact #2 My best friend and my little brother apparently "made" out at this party

Interesting Fact #3 Supposedly there are pictures to prove that this did take place.

Interesting Fact #4 There was a hot tub involved and the game of "footsie" was played between the two of them. (seriously, what???)

It's apparent and very obvious that from now on, I'm going to have to attend all parties my friends throw. I guess I can't leave the state and live my life...Oh, NO I have to stick around and babysit my best friend from seducing my little brother!! I mean, really, the nerve of it all!

Listen, listen, this will all be solved once I make a little trip back home next month. I'm sure there's a perfectly good explanation for all of this. Hell, maybe even a misunderstanding on my part... Surly, this can't be true....right? ....right?...

Oh, shit!