Sunday, March 04, 2007

Hypothetically Speaking...

The other day I was thinking... I do that sometimes, think...

Anyway, I have a question that has been bothering me for a while now. I thought I might get some answers if I asked my blogging friends for some help.

Question: Hypothetically, If you could, would you suck/lick your own sexual part? IF we did have this amazing talent, would it impact sex as we know it in the world today? ALONG with those questions, IF you could pleasure your sexual anatomy orally, would you swallow?

I think this is a very good question and requires deep thought and discussion. I mean, if you were to swallow, it wouldn't be gross or anything, right? I mean it's your own liquids and such...right?...

But, if we could bring ourselves to climax orally without the use of a partner, would that destroy the human population? Would less women get pregnant?

Would STD's slowly begin to fade. Who's ever heard of getting a sexually transmitted disease from yourself?..HA

Of course there's something to be said about the amazing feeling that someone else can give you. That unexplainable, warm tingly feeling we can bring to someone we care about. What about the sweat and heat from someone else? Would this still be in such high demand?

What about pillow talk? Would we forget how to be with another person?

What about cuddling afterwards? Would we cuddle ourselves? Would we hold ourselves tight after an intense orgasm that we just gave the person we love most...our self...

Hell, there could be less crime in the world. Less sexually frustrated people and the stress level in life would sink to a new low!

The possibilities are endless...

As you can see folks, I have a very active mind and I suffer with these types of thoughts on a regular basis. Which brings me to another question, are these thoughts normal?...

13 Comments:

Anonymous Irish boi said...

Well coming from me I would never leave the house again! very normal thoughts I feel. Swallowing though? I cant even stand the taste of my own spit...

JR

Sat Mar 03, 09:25:00 PM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

What a disgusting idea for a blog post.

Sun Mar 04, 08:27:00 AM  
Blogger tfg said...

There is a actually a Ron Jeremy film where he does this very thing.

Sun Mar 04, 09:47:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

I can lick my own privates...my own corporals too.

I don't swallow on the first date, & I like to tease myself as well.

& to answer your question, no, I don't leave the heels on. What do you think I'm a slut?

(byt the way, My TV show is on today & tomorrow, Queens Public Access, baby!)

grrrrrowl!

Sun Mar 04, 11:20:00 AM  
Blogger Ramblings from an Old Woman that lived in a shoe. said...

Ok, so if we could would that make us gay? If it does, we are in a long term relationship with ourselves. Is it a gay marriage or a civic union? I need answers to these questions or I can't sleep.

Sun Mar 04, 01:38:00 PM  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Does manually pleasuring yourself count? Because, while I can't lick myself, I can stroke myself, and do so often.

Sun Mar 04, 07:17:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Well therein lies the quandry. I always told myself that I wouldn't settle for an abusive relationship. Plus I never take me anywhere.

Sun Mar 04, 08:27:00 PM  
Blogger NAME: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater said...

I agree that it would decrease violence. I see lots of dudes out there who pick fights, as if their mentality is, "I need to get some poon, but if I strike out, then I need to beat someone up!" Well, I'm going to take a yoga classes to increase my flexibility, so I can be part of the solution.

Sun Mar 04, 10:03:00 PM  
Blogger ajooja said...

Been there, done that.

You think I should write about it? :)

Tue Mar 06, 02:19:00 PM  
Blogger Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

I've made my way here via a visit to bloglaughs...what a thought-provoking post I first read!

I would not. Oral stimulation doesn't work as well for me as penetration, so that is just too much work to do all by myself;>

Wed Mar 07, 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Tripe Face said...

This post has been up since SUNDAY... and not one joke about the "Man from Nantucket?"

Rev, your readers are slipping.

Tripe

Wed Mar 07, 08:54:00 PM  
Blogger the dude said...

I'll tell you what would happen, expensive resturants, jewlery stores, flower shops, and divorce lawyers would go out of busniess.

Thu Mar 08, 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger jali said...

I'd be down...

Tue Mar 13, 11:22:00 AM  

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