Celebrity Ball
I'm starting the evening off with a red carpet event. I'm hoping to hire a few college kids, offering them free alcohol (who are of age of course) to pretend to be the press/paparazzi.
The invitations I'm putting together are 100% pure genius, if I may say so myself! I'm creating a type of slideshow, scrapbook collage with pictures of famous people. Using the song "Celebrity Ball" by Three Dog Night.
I'm then, going to burn it on to a DVD and give it to each of the honored guests... I know what you're thinking, "Damn that RevRee she's so freakin' cool! I wish she were my real life friend!..." Shhh, I know it's ok...
(I would show you the invitations, but I haven't been able to figure out how to post such a thing online?)
The problem I'm having is this, WHO THE HELL SHOULD I BE??? I need some ideas folks. I'm going to be hosting this party, so I need something to really wow the people. I only have until the 23rd of this month to come up with something amazing, something spectacular!
So, I'm leaving it up to you. I want to hear from each and every one of you. Tell me your ideas, help me make the decision, which celebrity should I be?
I know you're asking, "what's in it for me sweet RevRee?..." Well, nothing. Not one damn thing. BUT, I did show you a picture of what could be my ass! Isn't that pretty cool? HA!
posted by RevRee at 10:05 AM
18 Comments:
if you go as me,
don't wear the heels
/t.
I dunno: Paula Abdul (it would tie in nicely with being intoxicated)? Janet Jackson (wear the Super Bowl outfit)? Rosie Perez? The Black Dahlia? The Clown? Bozo the Clown?
Charo. She's my new obsession. Her favorite expression is "Coochie coohie!" for pete's sake. How can you not love that??
PS - where's my invite?
Courtney Love... get wase-id and show your crotch. Also, use makeup for bruises everywhere.
I can totally see you going as Halle Berry. :D
...or
maybe Donald Rumsfeld
( yeah, with heels :)
/t.
Based on current suggestions and what little I can see of the small of your back in that photo, I would presume your skin tone is a bit darker than mine. Going along with that thought, and the fact that your backside is well shaped and looks nice and firm, I'd go with Laci or as an alternative you could try Beyonce or Mariah Carey.
I'm loving all the ideas! Please keep em comin!
I'm afraid though, Beyonce and Meriah Carey are 100% out of the question!
Donald Rumsfeld's not a bad idea...IF YOU'RE ON CRACK!!!!
Charo???? She's scares me!!!!!
cherry, you're invited
If you go as Britney you would'nt even have to look good, no makeup, hair a mess, trashy short dress. Thats a easy look.
Go as Pud using her computer. You won't need a costume.
Em...visiting from Mr. Fab's blog and trying to think of a celeb idea for you...I guess I'd ask you who your favorite celeb is! Other than Rumsfeld, of course!
sound like they'll be alot of heels at this party
As the greek philosopher Dildocrates once said, "Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best."
You know at first I was thinking ... hmmmm Katie Couric, but you know that would be nooooooo fun at all. Then I thought, hey you could go as Star Jones and a friend could be Barbara Walters and you could cat fight all night ... hmmm nope to messy. So that leaves me with hmmmmmmmm, let's see ... Mary Louise Parker, she's hot but boring ... gee I dunno Rev so many to choose from ... may have to think on this one!
Oh! I love the Halle Berry suggestion, then you could find a fat kid and beat him all night, hey take Mighty Dyck and have him play the fat kid!
Foxy Cleopatra?
Go as Tom Jones. I need a haircut soon, I'll save you some hair for your chest.
Condoleeza Rice?
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