Monday, September 04, 2006

Blog Feud!!!

Ladies and gentleman, my humble blog following, Jews and Gentiles, Red, Yellow, Black & White people, the guy who took my sweet virginity at the young age of 19, Clive Owen and the bum I once gave a $1.00 to,

It appears I've been targeted for a "Blog Feud" from my part-time internets husband Mighty Dyckerson He claims, and I quote,

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"Check out her fucking blog. Today she writes a lameass post about finding a magazine on her bed. A post hardly worth reading...much less commenting on. But guess what...she's got TWENTY COMMENTS and counting!! When the fuck did she get so popular??!"

~Mighty Dyckerson
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Now folks, first of all, I admit, the last two posts haven't been of my usual top quality. But if you check out ANY other post on my blog, you'll find that I am one cute, sexy, FUNNY, intellectual, bright, loving, sweet, Half & half (half black/half white) on the internets.

Mighty Dyckerson can't claim that! Yes he can go on and on and on and on and on about how his posts are "witty, inciteful, educational, and inspiring" But come one people, who wants all that crap when you get to read about my cute, funny, sexy, insatiable, exciting stories?

Plus, Mr. Fab has been promoting me... I PAID HIM ALRIGHT??? GOD! It costs money to be famous sometimes!

Listen here Mighty Man, Sex sells. It's what the people want and you can't deny it.

Dyckerson has set this "BLOG FEUD" wager to the following,

#1 whoever has less posts, has to post a picture of his ass

#2 Will bow down to the other and service them any time she wishes

#3 Will sing a Tom Jones song of their choosing, and also post that for everyone to hear

So, those are the terms folks, you be the judge. I am your humble servent.
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!

LET THE BLOG FEUD BEGIN!!!!!!

110 Comments:

Blogger photogguy said...

Rev, your blog is SOOOOO much better to read that what's-his-face's blog. I'm sure you'll win this little blog-feud.

Although, I'm really not looking forward to a pic of his ass.

Ewww.

Tue Sep 05, 03:04:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

Here's the problem, as I see it Rev--

Tue Sep 05, 04:13:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

I would love to help

Tue Sep 05, 04:13:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

you with this blood Fued.

Tue Sep 05, 04:14:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

CTC loves a good

Tue Sep 05, 04:14:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

fight.

Tue Sep 05, 04:15:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

But what's in it for me? I get to see

Tue Sep 05, 04:15:00 AM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

a clown's asshole?

Tue Sep 05, 04:16:00 AM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Please don't ask me why I'm awake at this hour, but I can't sleep...

You know you want to see a clowns Ass!

Tue Sep 05, 04:20:00 AM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

I'm rooting for ya Rev!

Tue Sep 05, 05:18:00 AM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

I'm selling the popcorn on my blog! Comment on my blog only!

Tue Sep 05, 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure why not, I'll pitch in

Tue Sep 05, 05:54:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Is it too soon to suggest a group hug to let the healing begin?

Tue Sep 05, 06:05:00 AM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

This is just a pity comment, seeing as though I'm crushing you (despite Crashtest attempting to unfairly throw the competition). What is that I smell? Could it be...VICTORY??!!!!

Tue Sep 05, 06:27:00 AM  
Blogger the psycho therapist said...

I have left this note on both Dyckers and Mr. Fabu's site. It is prudent to do so here.

reveree, a thousand pardons for my aggregious error. I did, indeed, confuse you with another blogger: Pudwhipped.

/bowing of head
Please accept my deepest apologies

And may the bettr man win...;)

Tue Sep 05, 06:36:00 AM  
Blogger RevRee said...

photogguy: Thank you for showing your support. It's alright, we will all be a little disturbed when we get to see a clowns asshole. But I'm hoping to use them as Christmas cards this winter!

Lambo: Do you have real butter for your popcorn over on your blog site?

Anonymous: Thank you for your post, whoever you are...

Mr. Fabulous: Thanks for making me famous!

Mighty Dyckerson: Hey, settle down it hasn't even been 24 hours yet. I know you wanna see my caramellow ass, but be patient.

psycho therapist: It's all good darlin! ;-)

Tue Sep 05, 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Sorry. I feel this may be partly my fault. If only I'd been there. Rev, you and the Clown are the only "virtual" parents I've known. And I couldn't think of finer ones to have.

A "mom" that is SO hot, that all men (and some women) find her insanely desirable. And, rather unfortunately, highly attainable as well. A woman so wonderful, that everyone craves her cookies, and wants "Mother" tattoos on their rumps (just like "The Illustrated Man" from this weekend past).

A "dad" so altruistic, that he puts Ward Cleaver to shame when it comes to looking out for beaver. And how can I fail to mention his charitible works, such as entertaining children at Tourette's Clinics (at least I THINK they had Tourette's. They sure as hell acted like it.) throughout the East Coast every Sunday?

So HOW can you expect me to take sides? I am therefore rooting for - and attempting to rig - a tie. I certainly don't to see the Clown's pimply, hairy (I'm guessing that what we'd see) ass. And in Rev's case, all I need to do is show up at "Happy Hour" with a pocket full of singles if I want a semi-private viewing.

Can't we all just get along? If you can't do it for yourselves, than do it for us bastard kids.

Tue Sep 05, 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Rev, in the interest of rigging a "tie", I need to get busy commenting on your post. So allow me to do my best to diffuse the animosity by using these comments to reflect on "positive things about Mighty Dyckerson".

1) His blog keeps him off of the streets. Statistics reveal that flashings have dramatically decreased since the inception of his blog.

Tue Sep 05, 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger /t. said...

Purolator, Percolator, Purple Waiter... the dude above -- he makes a good point -- people, this going to war here in blogland is just silly and childish -- yes, it's puerile

But if i have to choose, then i'm with you, rev ree -- sorry clown

/t.

Tue Sep 05, 10:34:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

"Positive things about Mighty Dyckerson".

2) He has excellent taste in choosing his affliiates; particularly within the past week.

Tue Sep 05, 10:35:00 AM  
Blogger /t. said...

christmas cards...

cheeky, but cool...

Tue Sep 05, 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

"Positive things about Mighty Dyckerson".

3) He attracts HOT chicks to his blog for us all to enjoy. RevRee of course is in a league of her own. Ditto for Jmeped (Is she even still alive? We haven't heard from her since that Ethiopian BD Party she was planning to attend. She may have been the main course.). Manolo is sexy and provocative in her pool with the phallic toy. Willo is intriguing with her backpack and "Dyck doesn't love me" laments. Stacy is cute if for no other reason than I'm partial to her name. Karla is insanely brilliant. Pud is erotically untameable. And with Lamby I want to produce as many hybrid pug-lamb offspring as I can count before drifting off to sleep.

(BTW, thank you /t. for the validation.)

Tue Sep 05, 10:46:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

"Positive things about Mighty Dyckerson".

4) He has the "Midas Touch". Not just the "bad touch" that kids complain about. I'm talking about the wild growth that my blog has experienced since I attained "MBN Affiliate" status. This is why I shall be there to pay my humble respects as his Volkswagon Beetle is lowered into the ground for eternity. Hopefully of course with him in it.

Tue Sep 05, 10:51:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I have to take a coffee break. Be back soon! Hey, even THIS counts as a comment.

Tue Sep 05, 10:52:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I still need to get a coffee. See you in a bit.

Tue Sep 05, 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Cherry Ride said...

Revree: If anyone is going to make me go straight, it will be you. I don't think Dyckerson can make that same claim.

Tue Sep 05, 12:01:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

"Positive things about Mighty Dyckerson".

5) We couldn't appreciate the good in life if we didn't have the bad for contrast. Life cannot be all "puppy dogs and rainbows". We couldn't have puppy dogs without the inevitable urine on the carpet. And we certainly wouldn't have rainbows without the rain. That is why the Clown is so necessary. He is the rain. At least I THINK it's rain. It could be the first liquid I mentioned.

Tue Sep 05, 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

"Positive things about Mighty Dyckerson".

6) Statistically speaking, it is unlikely that he is HIV-positive. So this can be assumed to be a positive.

Tue Sep 05, 12:22:00 PM  
Blogger Great Day said...

hope you win. I've never seen a blog fued before.

Come to think of it, I'm hoping for a tie as well. I don't want to see anyone's ass!

Tue Sep 05, 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

"Positive things about Mighty Dyckerson".

6) The fortunes of many, myself included, are tied to his. If he loses this contest, we all lose. I've seen graphic pictures of horrific crime scenes. But (pun not intended) nothing has me prepared for a picture of his backside. On the other hand, I've heard from multiple independent sources that yours is cute.

Tue Sep 05, 12:27:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Well there you have it. I've done my part. It wasn't easy thinking of all those "Positive things about Mighty Dyckerson". And frankly, even number 6 was technically not a positive. I've done my part to help make it respectable.

Tue Sep 05, 12:30:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

puerileuwaiteruepfjadfe:: I am so flattered, honored and slightly turned on by your posting efforts. Thank you so much and you're right #6 really wasn't a positive, but that's alright. I'm just curious, do you like a little cream with your coffee?...

/t: Thank you for your support! You're definitely getting a Christmas card!!...

Cherry: You're right, he can't come close to claiming anything like that! Maybe we should video tape our little rendezvou and send it to him for Christmas! He'll love it!

Great Day: Thank you for stopping by! I love your band!

Tue Sep 05, 01:04:00 PM  
Blogger /t. said...

you're welcome
&
thanks 2 u 2
but
if it's not too much trouble, could i maybe get one of those tapes instead...

clowns kind of scare me...

/t.

Tue Sep 05, 01:14:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Oops. I have 2-number 6's. So make the second one number 7. And this comment makes 34. You are dangerously close. Now that you know how I feel about you, I must linform you that the Clown cannot lose. No one wants to see his ass over yours (Wait a minute. WTF did I just write? "His ass over yours"? Now there's an upsetting image!).

Tue Sep 05, 01:54:00 PM  
Blogger jmeped said...

This is my first comment to your blog I think...just the same I feel like I know you. I want to see the clowns ass, as I am sure yours would prove a better view.

Tue Sep 05, 02:24:00 PM  
Blogger jmeped said...

Who could pass up a clown singing Tom Jones?

Tue Sep 05, 02:24:00 PM  
Blogger jmeped said...

No they didn't eat me Pug, but you can!

Tue Sep 05, 02:25:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

jmeped: Thanks for stopping by! I would pay big money to hear Dyckerson sing some Tom Jones for me!

puerileuwaitefheuryd: Maybe if I win, you might still get to see my half black ass....

Tue Sep 05, 03:45:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

/t: clowns kind of scare me too dear.

Tue Sep 05, 03:45:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Well, isn't THIS awkward. A hot chick (back from the dead, no less) flirting with me on another hot chick's blog. You'd think that I'd be happy about this. But I know better. You see, I've been burnt before.

True story: I had this happen at a bar once. Naiive me. I was SURE I was getting laid. One girl or the other. Perhaps both! But they were friends and got pissed at each other, thus effectively cancelling out. I was the first one dropped off. Knowing my luck, they probably had angry make-up sex with each other, and I wasn't even there to watch, let alone complete the sandwich.

Tue Sep 05, 04:06:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

As long as the black half is the one in my bed. Hot black chicks turn me on. Don't ask me why. It's too XXX.

Tue Sep 05, 04:08:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

puerileuwaitedfheprutypeair:
We're all friends here, I don't think a little description as to why you'd like my black half in your bed wouldn't be so bad, Right?...

Relax... we're all friends. No one's going to find out. It will be our secret ;-)

Tue Sep 05, 04:25:00 PM  
Blogger Willo Keays said...

Wow Rev - looks like you're beating Dyck now! I can't wait to see his nekkid bum!

Tue Sep 05, 04:49:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

Dyck has 47 while Revree has 43

Tue Sep 05, 05:05:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

We hsve to help our friend, Revree.

Tue Sep 05, 05:06:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

one

Tue Sep 05, 05:06:00 PM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

Rev I really love your "cute, sexy, FUNNY, intellectual, bright, loving, sweet" and as much as I hate to even think of seeing the Mighty Dyck's ass on the net, you winning this thing is well worth that sight.Seeing the Mighty Dyck bow down to you and hear him have to sing Tom Jones is well worth it!
Your blog Rocks!

Tue Sep 05, 05:07:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

three

Tue Sep 05, 05:07:00 PM  
Blogger Jesus Toast said...

I have to say, I am new here, and as an unbiased impartial third party observer, I find that you are one cute, sexy, FUNNY, intellectual, bright, loving, sweet, Half & half (half black/half white) on the internets. Sorry Dickerson, I side with the lovely lady in Clive Owens' arms.

Tue Sep 05, 05:23:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

We can't let Dyck win

Tue Sep 05, 05:57:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Rev, Ebony Goddesses remind me of one of the James Bond songs: "Nobody Does It Better". I think you can figure out what "it" is (actually "it" can be two different things).

Tue Sep 05, 05:57:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

one

Tue Sep 05, 05:57:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

two

Tue Sep 05, 05:58:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

three

Tue Sep 05, 05:58:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

56

Tue Sep 05, 05:58:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

57

Tue Sep 05, 05:59:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

58

Tue Sep 05, 05:59:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

59

Tue Sep 05, 05:59:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

60

Tue Sep 05, 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

That pug is not on our side

Tue Sep 05, 06:05:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

62

Tue Sep 05, 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

63

Tue Sep 05, 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

64

Tue Sep 05, 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

65

Tue Sep 05, 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I sure am, Lamb! Do you REALLY wanna see the Clown's ass?! I'm doing this for posterity! Next time Rev should negotiate terms that are more favorable if she wins. I like Rev way too much to not wanna see her booty.

Tue Sep 05, 06:12:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

I do not want to see a female booty. I'm not into that. I like men. Yes, I want to see clowns booty.

You are a typical male. Only interested in the female body and that's it.

Tue Sep 05, 06:31:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

This is what Dyck said to me on his blog: I have silenced the lamb. Lambo, I know you're reading this. You will comment on MY BLOG or you will not comment at all!!!

I say: Don't call me Lambo!

Tue Sep 05, 06:42:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

I will not comment on your blog at this time.

Tue Sep 05, 06:43:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

70 post and counting

Tue Sep 05, 06:44:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE HAVE A RAT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!!

Tue Sep 05, 06:59:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Wha? Who would that be, Rev? You know it can't be me, because I'm so hot for you!

Tue Sep 05, 07:02:00 PM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

This is warfare--habeus corpus is suspended & I'm calling for Marshal Law on this blog!

All rats & spies will be dragged outside the barracks and bayonetted in the belly with a manta ray!

May I suggest camofluaged heels, Rev.

Grrrrrrr

Tue Sep 05, 07:04:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

puerileuwaitefeariahfd, someone has been sabotaging my blog comments while I was away doing a newscast!!!

Tue Sep 05, 07:05:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I did notice that I couldn't get in for awhile myself. Well, you know it wasn't me.

Tue Sep 05, 07:10:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Lamby, I have learned much about your sexuality this week. I likey!

Tue Sep 05, 07:12:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

if it was you, you're in big, big trouble mister!

Tue Sep 05, 07:13:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Now I'm pissed

Tue Sep 05, 07:17:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

Tue Sep 05, 07:21:00 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

This concept seems strangely familiar...

Tue Sep 05, 07:42:00 PM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

i told you--
for a while i couldn't get on the comment page of your site, Rev.

i think i saw two bloggers on the grassy knoll.

Tue Sep 05, 07:43:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

TFG: Dyckerson started it!

Crash: I know who the rat is, and HE's been cut off!!!

puerileuwaitereiarjhfsf: Are you having Lamb for dinner?...

Jesus Toast: Lord, I'm glad I have you on my side!

Hushy: We'll see the pictures of Dyckersons ass on Ebay!

Tue Sep 05, 07:50:00 PM  
Blogger Mayden's Voyage said...

I'm in for the chick- :)

When is the deadline for this?

Tue Sep 05, 07:54:00 PM  
Blogger /t. said...

and in this corner

Tue Sep 05, 08:02:00 PM  
Blogger /t. said...

trailing by 9

Tue Sep 05, 08:03:00 PM  
Blogger /t. said...

the lovlee

Tue Sep 05, 08:03:00 PM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

Whew, I am so glad you cured the no comment virus!

Tue Sep 05, 08:16:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

I'm with Dykesdog.

Tue Sep 05, 08:26:00 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

No Rev. In this case it's Lamb for dessert.

But FM, if Rev wins we have to see a Clown's hiney! Good point though: when is the deadline?

Tue Sep 05, 08:30:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

puerileuwaiteI'm not really in to lamb myself. I'm more of a steak kinda girl.

I just asked Dyckerson about a deadline. I said midnight central time would work for me.

Tue Sep 05, 08:39:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Dykes: I figured out what DYCKERSON had done to my comments and fixed the problem.

Tue Sep 05, 08:40:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

/t: I'm not sure I understand your blog, but I like you. :-)

Tue Sep 05, 08:40:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Mayden's Voyage: Thanks for stopping by!

Tue Sep 05, 08:40:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

What does he mean by "Lamb for dessert?"

Tue Sep 05, 08:43:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

It's been awhile, hasn't it lamby?

Tue Sep 05, 08:44:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

Hwe's flirting with me? Oh that's so nice. It has been a while.

Tue Sep 05, 08:48:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

He's

I can't spell sometimes

Tue Sep 05, 08:49:00 PM  
Blogger /t. said...

rolling,
rolling,
rolling

Tue Sep 05, 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok if I add one more??
Harley

Tue Sep 05, 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

I'm just padding your stats.

Tue Sep 05, 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

Doo

Tue Sep 05, 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

waa

Tue Sep 05, 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

ditty

Tue Sep 05, 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

ditty

Tue Sep 05, 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

dum

Tue Sep 05, 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

ditty

Tue Sep 05, 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous dr. kenneth noisewater said...

doo. how's that?

Tue Sep 05, 09:27:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

Dr. Ken: You're awesome! Pad my stats baby!!!

Tue Sep 05, 09:33:00 PM  
Blogger Gadzilla said...

I think I need to lift my leg and leave my scent here now too. GO REVREE!

Tue Sep 05, 09:36:00 PM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

Love a man that can sing a ditty!

Tue Sep 05, 09:37:00 PM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

Just wanted to stop back by and tell ya good night!

Tue Sep 05, 10:32:00 PM  

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