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#1: Who told these people this was ok?
#2: What's with the costumes?
#3: Where can I get myself an outfit like that?
#4: When did Sex on Ice become an Olympic sport?
*Yes, I posted this on a message board, but these questions are way too important not to post on my own damn blog!
#2: What's with the costumes?
#3: Where can I get myself an outfit like that?
#4: When did Sex on Ice become an Olympic sport?
and my personal favorite...
posted by RevRee at 8:20 AM
6 Comments:
I was pissed that there wasn't any costume malfunctions !
Did that.
Did this one twice.
Tried it but then it started raining and we had to come inr off the swing set.
Did it.
1. Number four is in the final stages of 'O' face.
2. Thank you, Olympic (Tantric) Dancers, for forcibly upping the effing bar for the rest of us.
I never thought I could be considered a cold fish for not being able to do the airborne splits on a penis.
If anyone is going to try those at home, be sure to cover the blades of the skates to avoid...ummm...injury to your partner during the mount or dismount. :)
Number two is actually called "Hoisting the flour bag."
Maxim did a head-to-head comparison between ice skaters and strippers. There weren't that many differences, actually.
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