Sexual Healing

"When I get this feeling, I need Sexual Healing. Oh baby makes me feel so fine, helps to relieve my mind Sexual Healing." ~Marvin Gaye

I've been attending a yoga class recently. Man, I have to admit I'm really enjoying this class! It's calming but at the same time, a hard work out. When I'm finished, I kinda feel like I just had sex. My hairs all wet, my whole body moist with sweat, slightly breathing heavy, it truly is a beautiful thing. Some of the positions that I'm learning in this class are...how do I put this...Slightly on the sexual side.

I mean, look at this position right here. Tell me what it looks like to you? Yeah, that's what I thought... You know, I had an awesome idea. Why not teach a class on sexual positions? I mean of course you would make it tasteful. We wouldn't want it to be considered perverted. I'm sure we can all admit to the fact that we could use some pointers on sexual positioning. It's ok to admit that we may need some advice. I think it might be a great class for couples. Of course there would be no nudity or perversion. It's more like an adult "Health Class".

It would be like learning how to have sex while actually promoting your health. How cool is that? Yoga's unique ability to focus, stretch and strengthen one of the most important yet often neglected regions of our bodies. For a stronger, sexier more confident you. It could be like unlocking years of tension in your sexual muscles and repairing the damage caused from having bad sex and THAT could be negatively affecting your love life.

Having this epiphany and learning all this new stuff, It's too bad I'm not married or have a current boyfriend. Things would really be starting to heat up! I suppose, I'll just save it for a rainy day or a really hot guy.....
I'm Kidding! I'm a good girl, I swear!