Tuesday, December 06, 2005

With warm heart...

I was inspired by Mighty Dyckerson recent email exchange. So, I wanted to share something from a young scammer named Okafor Celestine I thought I'd have a little fun with him...take a look!...


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*Okafor's first email to me
Good day,
with warm heart I use this opportunity to offer my pen-pal friendship to you.However,Iam bro okafor celestine prosper,a christian,single youngman, black in complexion, 1.68m tall, residing in abidjan ivory coast.Finally I am looking forward to receive your reply. thank and GOD bless you exceedingly.
yours affectionately,
okafor celestine prosper.

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*My reply
Dear Okafor,

I've been praying for something like this. A little about myself. I'm a 40 year old single female. I've been in the adult film industry for most of my life, since I was 16. I've starred in many films. Maybe you've even seen some of them? "Fluffy Does Dallas", "May I fluff your Pillow?"...just to name a few big money makers. I have a daughter who's following in my footsteps...I'm very proud. I'm sure you already know that I'm a very successful adult film producer in the LA area. I just made over $10 million dollars my latest film "Caramello & Cream". Anyway, I'm really happy that you found me. I would love to know more about you. Please get back to me!


Always,

Fluffy
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*Okafor
DEAR FLUFFY,

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.YOU HAVE SHOWN ME AN UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.INFACT,YOU ARE MY FRIEND INDEED!.I AM VERY EXCITED AND DELIGTED IN HAVING YOU IN MY MIDST OK.
HOWEVER, CONCERNING ME, I AM BRO OKAFOR CELESTINE PROSPER,RESIDING IN ABIDJAN IVORY COAST, 28 YRS,1.68 M TALL , SINGLE YOUNG MAN , A CHRISTIAN. I CAME FROM FAMILY OF 5 (THREE BOYS AND TWO GIRLS). MY PARENTS ARE PEASANT FARMER.MY FATHER'S NAME IS MR PAUL OKAFOR AND MUMMY'S NAME IS MRS ESTHER OKAFOR. FINALLY,I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU, YOUR FAMILY BACKGROUND. THANKS AND GOD BLESSYOU AND KEEP YOU AMEN.HAVE A NICE DAY. LOOKING FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR REPLY.

YOURS EVER,
OKAFOR CELESTINE PROSPER.

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*My Reply
Dear Okafor,

Thank you for your speedy reply! I'm so excited to know more about you. I grew up in Kansas. When I was 15 years old, I met a man (Bruce) who swept me off my feet. He showed me so many new and exciting things in the world. He thought I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen! He would tell me all the time. Especially when I would give him what he wanted...If I didn't give him what he wanted, he wasn't too happy.

I learned my place very quickly. He took me to LA for my 16th Birthday ( I never returned to Kansas) My birthday gift from him, he got me into the movies! All I had to do was look pretty for the cameras and everything would be just fine.

A Year later I had my daughter. Her name is Honey! One day Bruce told me he was going out for a pack of cigarettes...that was 23 years ago. I haven't seen him since. My daughter is now 23...she works for my Film production company. She's making quite a name for herself, I'm very proud!

I have a photo shoot right now...I hope to hear from you very soon!

Always,

Fluffy
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*Okafor
DEAR BELOVED FLUFFY,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.I HEARD WHAT YOU PASSED THROUGH.BUT I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT GOD ALMIGHTY NEEDS AND COUNTS ON YOU THAT IS WHY HE SAW YOU THROUGH.THANKS GOD FOR HIS GRACE AND HIS MERCY.FOR BY HIS COMPASSION, WE ARE NOT CONSUMED.MANY PASSED THROUGH WHAT YOU CONFRONTED AND YET THEY DO NOT SURVIVE IT .I KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT IS.BUT LEARN TO APPRECIATE GOD FOR YOUR WONDERFUL AND GLORIOUS LIFE. HOWEVER, I AM VERY EXCITED AND DELIGHTED IN HAVING YOU AROUND ME. I LOVE YOU BUT GOD LOVE YOU MOST. FINALLY, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOUR PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER AND YOUR PICTURE OK THANKS AND MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU AMEN.HAVE A NICE DAY.LOOKING FORWARD TO RECEIVING YOUR REPLY.

YOURS EVER,
OKAFOR CELESTINE PROSPER.

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I grew tired and never wrote him again. THE END

or is it?...

4 Comments:

Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

Nice job, Fluffy! How might one get a hold of those movies??

Tue Dec 06, 05:06:00 PM  
Blogger Ryan said...

My personal favorite flick of hers was Lawrence of A Labia

Tue Dec 06, 11:51:00 PM  
Blogger Steeltiger said...

Just had an email from the jerk claiming to be a pastor running a mission and wanting money for an orphanage. Might be fun to play him along.

Wed Jan 11, 08:29:00 AM  
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