Is that...Desperado, you're singing?

Ok listen here, I got a very special request, from a very, very special person to sing Desperado. Please, please have mercy on me, as you post your comments. It's hard to record yourself singing on the damn phone. (Plus having just had 3 long islands, those lyrics are really hard to read) I just want you all to know, it took me like 20 recordings to get it as good as you're about to hear. Without further ado! Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you REVREE!!!!!