The Hand Bone's Connected to the Wrist Bone...
As some of you may know, I have a slight obsession with hands. Actually, male hands to be exact. Some people have a thing for feet or legs or eyes. I have a thing for hands...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Anyway, I just can't seem to get over this slight obsession. So, I've put together a little " Hands Hall of Fame". I had each hand owner gave me a quote about their hands. I hope you enjoy my museum of hands as much as I do!
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"My right hand has gotten me through many lonely nights. I'm also the original owner"
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"The left one isn't used as much as the right, except when I had a wart on my right thumb and was afraid to touch my penis with it"
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"I know what you're thinking. He has small hands and a sports car. But don't. I have a big dick too."
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"Small hands, accentuated with rings"
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"C Cup?" (no, that's not my chest...I PROMISE!)
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"Ergonomically Safe"
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The Claw!!!!!!
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"Beer dribbled"
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"Firm, yet soft"
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I have a few more hands that will be added, so please stand by for more to come!
*If you too would like to have your hands displayed in the "Hands Hall of Fame Museum" please submit your entries Here with a small quote about your hands. (Please NO pornographic material!)
Anyway, I just can't seem to get over this slight obsession. So, I've put together a little " Hands Hall of Fame". I had each hand owner gave me a quote about their hands. I hope you enjoy my museum of hands as much as I do!
------------------------------------------------------------
"My right hand has gotten me through many lonely nights. I'm also the original owner"
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"The left one isn't used as much as the right, except when I had a wart on my right thumb and was afraid to touch my penis with it"
------------------------------------------------------------
"I know what you're thinking. He has small hands and a sports car. But don't. I have a big dick too."
------------------------------------------------------------
"Small hands, accentuated with rings"
------------------------------------------------------------
"C Cup?" (no, that's not my chest...I PROMISE!)
------------------------------------------------------------
"Ergonomically Safe"
------------------------------------------------------------
The Claw!!!!!!
------------------------------------------------------------
"Beer dribbled"
------------------------------------------------------------
"Firm, yet soft"
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I have a few more hands that will be added, so please stand by for more to come!
*If you too would like to have your hands displayed in the "Hands Hall of Fame Museum" please submit your entries Here with a small quote about your hands. (Please NO pornographic material!)
posted by RevRee at 6:25 PM
5 Comments:
Who's the fucking idiot with the ring on his THUMB?
What if both of my hands are too large for one frame of film? Should I just splice it together, or can I submit you a single hand?
Portland, one hand would be just fine. Just as long as I get to see just how big your hands really are...
i like "ergonomically safe" hands!
Markus, please feel free to send me a pic of your hands!
I'll be sure to tell my "ergonomically safe" hands friend he's got a vote!
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