A Conversation between sisters...
Blogging friends, what you're about to read is an actual conversation that took place between me and my sister, while we were walking to the next bar downtown...
RevRee: How does my cleavage look in this shirt?
Sister: It looks amazing! Try having 2 huge over filled water balloons for breasts
RevRee: I don't think they look like over filled water balloons. At least your boobs are bigger then mine...
Sister: Yeah, well take a look at this picture on my cell phone I sent my boyfriend the other day...
RevRee: HELL NO! I don't want to see the filthy pictures you send to him!!! GROSS!
Sister: Rev, you've seen me naked a million freakin' times, NOW LOOK!
RevRee: ....FINE, I'll take a look... But seriously, I don't want to know any details about his erection err reaction I mean...
Sister: You see that, my breasts look like those women in National Geographic, when their boobs hang down past their knees!!! This is the curse I have to live with every single day, fearing that my ta-tas sag and that one day, I may accidentally hit them with my knee!!
RevRee: BWHAHAHAHAhahahhahahahahaahhaha
*cough* No, no! They don't look like Ethiopian breasts, I swear! Listen, there's lots of men who enjoy extremely large breasts like yours...really...
Sister: You're right, there's a lot of women who would die for these things!
RevRee: That's right sister! Now say, "I got enormously huge boobs and I'm damn proud of it!!" like really loud !
Sister: I got enormously huge boobs and I'm damn proud of it!!
Man, I love my sister, we can talk about anything!
RevRee: How does my cleavage look in this shirt?
Sister: It looks amazing! Try having 2 huge over filled water balloons for breasts
RevRee: I don't think they look like over filled water balloons. At least your boobs are bigger then mine...
Sister: Yeah, well take a look at this picture on my cell phone I sent my boyfriend the other day...
RevRee: HELL NO! I don't want to see the filthy pictures you send to him!!! GROSS!
Sister: Rev, you've seen me naked a million freakin' times, NOW LOOK!
RevRee: ....FINE, I'll take a look... But seriously, I don't want to know any details about his erection err reaction I mean...
Sister: You see that, my breasts look like those women in National Geographic, when their boobs hang down past their knees!!! This is the curse I have to live with every single day, fearing that my ta-tas sag and that one day, I may accidentally hit them with my knee!!
RevRee: BWHAHAHAHAhahahhahahahahaahhaha
*cough* No, no! They don't look like Ethiopian breasts, I swear! Listen, there's lots of men who enjoy extremely large breasts like yours...really...
Sister: You're right, there's a lot of women who would die for these things!
RevRee: That's right sister! Now say, "I got enormously huge boobs and I'm damn proud of it!!" like really loud !
Sister: I got enormously huge boobs and I'm damn proud of it!!
Man, I love my sister, we can talk about anything!
This story is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
posted by RevRee at 10:16 AM
25 Comments:
I'm emailing you cell # so your sister can send me that picture.
Throw the word "my" in there where it makes sense please.
I had a similar experience the other night during the big card game, when I had my grubby paws on four of a kind.
You should post pix of each boobie, then challenge us to not only guess the owner, but also which side they belong.
Why I would never be as rude as him!!! To me your sister is still that sweet little innocent girl that hates me...
Damn I love your sister too. In a admiring sort of way.
I have to be honest with ya, this is NEVER a chat I would have with my siblings ... EVER.
I think I'm in the wrong family ... can you and your sister adopt me so I can know what it's like to bond like this!
Oh and btw, I'm with Pug!
I wish I had a sister I could talk to about such things. All I have is my husband and whenever I ask him if my tits look good in this top, he just stares and starts to drool a little. I take that as a yes.
@#$@! I definitely left the party too early this weekend.
Being "endowed" myself, I can affirmatively say, when the nips point to the south pole, it's time to visit your friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon and get those babies lifted!
I've seen Ethiopian breasts before. Not bad, but I didn't care for all the flies buzzing around them.
Rev, I thought you were also the owner of big bazoombas?
My sisters have the small bee sting boobs...and they alwasy aske me..."how did you get your boobs so big?" I tell them that I talk to them and rub egg yolk on to make them grow....fucking idiots belive me! Sisters are great!
I keep stopping by for a visual ... again disappointed by the Rev ... I am forever left to sit in my own tears and made up imagination ...
I can't understand this post at all (being deficient in the mammary gland area of the body - see the rest of you have plural glands - I have ONE effin' gland between two breasts!)
Have a nice weekend.
I only have time to answer one comment right now, I'm at work and I gotta make this quick!
Cherry dear, I do have big boobs, they're just not as big as my younger sisters. I'm a D cup, she's a DD cup....make sense?
Good ;-)
Did she by chance request you to rub cocoa butter all over them, while issuing a few ever so gentle slaps?
Remember when we went to that club, When the line was into the street and we got your sister to the front of the line? I just thought that was a good memory I would share.
J
ok I was trying to say that sometimes I really miss you. We had some really good times girl, you me and your sister. stay in touch.
Jason
As the owner of Ds myself, I can say that my little sister and I have had a similar conversation, except she has the smaller ones...only not that much smaller...wait, this is really TMI.
But I love my sister...
I had to stop by and drool over this post ...
The reason I'm really here is to to tell you that I finally have the same blog reading as you!
hell (7x) assholes (4x) asshole (3x) sex (2x) dead (1x)
I think it was the word dead that puched me up ...
~Ryan: my sister never dates guys who wear jean shorts…it’s just a policy with her…
~puerileuwaiteashdaeywu: I’ll let you in on a little secret that I didn’t include in my post…
Both me and my sisters left breast is slightly larger then the other.
~Tyler Durden: my sister’s only 27, so her nips still point straight out. (She’s gonna kill me once she sees this post)
~Regis: She used to be sweet and innocent…
~SpongyBones: You never talk about the size of your breastes with your siblings?
~Christie: Does your husband ever pretend to nurse your boobs?
~KC: You missed out on "wheels" getting plastered!
~Legaleagle: When I observe that my sisters ta-tas are starting to severely sag, I’ll get in touch with Dr. 90210
~Dyck!!: Did you slap the flies off her breasts?
~Jenny: Hahahhaha bee sting boobs! I love it! my pseudo bf thinks talking to them will make them grow…
~jali: Are you saying that your breasts are like a shelf, where people can set their wine glasses on?
~blog Portland: Sometimes this takes place…but she’s a massage therapist, so it’s ok….really
~Sassy Blondie: I’m glad to hear that my sister and I aren’t the only ones discussing these issues!
Me often be having this conversation with me sister. Except me has to compare me over inflated scrotum with her boobly bits.
STOMP.
I bet you & your sister enjoy shopping for heels.
No they always win. I just can't handle defeat. My breast pump doesn't work right. My nipples get sore as hell and I give up!
Okay, were you just being nice, or does she have herself some National Geographic titties? Can she tie them in a knot behind her back?
BREASTS MAKE MILK FOR THE BABY - boo
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