So I was thinking, with all the Harry Potter book hype, I thought I'd take it upon myself and go to the bookstore... Interestingly enough, bookstores have always had a very interesting effect on me. Some would call it, freaky, But, I like to think of it as yet another intriguing part of my amazing personality.

Every time I set foot in a library, bookstore, book sale, anyplace with numerous amounts of books I suddenly get extremely turned on. For an example, my eyes MIGHT slightly roll to the back of my head when I take in that wonderful aroma of that new book paper, smell. I totally think it's some type of aphrodisiac... I'm being serious people, stop laughing!

I KNOW! You don't have to even say it, it's so weird! I'm so WEIRD! I'm almost embarrassed to admit this fact about myself. I mean really, what doesn't turn me on?

You know, that's a really good questions. What turns me off? Ummm.... well, I...ummm... I don't really find people who eat watermelon with salt that much of a turn on... and umm I can't stand when someone burps really loud without at least an "excuse me"

Oh yeah! I hate when guys wear their jeans like super low and they have to spread their legs when walking. GOD I hate that! It makes me just want to run up and trip them! And then give them the biggest wedgie ever invented!

OK, anyway back on topic! Books, I love books! Books, books, books! Now, although I don't read as much as I should, the last time I was at the bookstore, I found the most amazing book ever! "Sex Q & A (Explicit answers to hundreds of your most burning questions)" by Anne Hooper

It's funny, whenever I'm in the bookstore browsing the "health" section, I always try and look really serious. Like I'm doing some very impotent research to save mankind. And I'm not in truth, getting slightly frustrated by the super helpful pictures in the books.

Sometimes, if I see other people looking at another section close to the one I'm in, I'll make comments to myself like, "Huh, that's interesting" or "I did not know that, wow!" or my favorite "Eureka!"

Honestly my blogging friends, I've learned quite a bit...

For example, did you know that the clitoris (or sweetness as I like to call it) resembles the penis (or monster as I like to call it) in structure. It has glans and a shaft. Although it's only visible as a tiny, swollen, pink, tip, the clitoris actually goes back several inches in to the body.

WOW!

Also, Spanish Fly is made from dried, crushed bodies of a type of beetle. It works by irritating and inflaming the genitals. It can also be very poisonous and taking it can be fatal and you will DIE!

HOLY CRAP!

So, in closing, Spanish Fly is fatal, I hate salt on watermelon, I'll give you the biggest wedgie ever invented if you wear your pants down past your ass, I strongly suggest that you go out and get the book "Sex Q & A" and apparently the clitoris (or sweetness) is just like a penis (or monster)...