Where in the World is RevRee?????

I woke up at 4 freakin' 30 yeasterday morning to catch a flight. Since it's so damn expensive in my area, I had to drive 2.5 hours to catch a 8:30am departure, I cut it pretty damn close!

As I got to the security gate at 8:15am, ( I ran in to road construction and traffic on the way) I had to be stripped searched!!! That's right, I said stripped searched!!!

This hot Latino security guard asked me to step into this dark room where he slowly walked up behind me, reaching around and gently unbutton my blouse... Then I WOKE UP! And I was actually being asked by some amazon woman, to please remove my laptop from the case before she has to remove it for me!!!! (BITCH!)

I actually do get to the gate on time and catch my flight! When I arrive, I'm subjected to hours upon hours of meetings, all damn day. My feet were killing me, having to wear heels all day can really put a hurt on ya! (but, as momma said, it hurts to be beautiful...)

Finally I get to my hotel, but before I depart upstairs, the front desk clerk announces to me that Everything's on the house. So, "please feel free to order room service, it's on the company!"...

I get to my room and after a few minutes of dancing around my room naked, I turn on the tv and order some porn...

OK that didn't happen either. (Hahah that sounds like something Dyckerson would do!) I did however order the most expensive thing on the menu as well a the most expensive thing on the dessert menu! It totaled around, oh about one million dollars!

I took a few pictures before I stuffed my face and ate it all like a good girl!