Saturday, September 23, 2006

Where in the World is RevRee?????

I woke up at 4 freakin' 30 yeasterday morning to catch a flight. Since it's so damn expensive in my area, I had to drive 2.5 hours to catch a 8:30am departure, I cut it pretty damn close!

As I got to the security gate at 8:15am, ( I ran in to road construction and traffic on the way) I had to be stripped searched!!! That's right, I said stripped searched!!!

This hot Latino security guard asked me to step into this dark room where he slowly walked up behind me, reaching around and gently unbutton my blouse... Then I WOKE UP! And I was actually being asked by some amazon woman, to please remove my laptop from the case before she has to remove it for me!!!! (BITCH!)

I actually do get to the gate on time and catch my flight! When I arrive, I'm subjected to hours upon hours of meetings, all damn day. My feet were killing me, having to wear heels all day can really put a hurt on ya! (but, as momma said, it hurts to be beautiful...)

Finally I get to my hotel, but before I depart upstairs, the front desk clerk announces to me that Everything's on the house. So, "please feel free to order room service, it's on the company!"...

I get to my room and after a few minutes of dancing around my room naked, I turn on the tv and order some porn...

OK that didn't happen either. (Hahah that sounds like something Dyckerson would do!) I did however order the most expensive thing on the menu as well a the most expensive thing on the dessert menu! It totaled around, oh about one million dollars!

I took a few pictures before I stuffed my face and ate it all like a good girl!

19 Comments:

Blogger /t. said...

mmmmm

looks like
juicy steak
of herbivore

my flavor favorite

/t.

Sat Sep 23, 06:00:00 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

Personally I think the whole thing looks good.

Sat Sep 23, 06:16:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

But no shots of you dancing around the room naked?

Well, this whole post has just been one big tease.

Sat Sep 23, 06:38:00 PM  
Blogger Gadzilla said...

Have a great trip! Be well!

Sat Sep 23, 07:30:00 PM  
Blogger Mighty Dyckerson said...

What the fuck is that thing on the right? Looks like somebody just squirted some whipped cream on a fucking plate. How much was that??!

Sat Sep 23, 08:38:00 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

You should have asked the front desk guy about gigolos.

Sat Sep 23, 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hotel porn is, like, the worst thing ever. Its like softer than sCinemax porn (which is the bottom of the rung to begin with) and costs a fucking fortune. Total bullshit.

Yeah, and that thing on the right does look pretty gross.

Sat Sep 23, 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://myspace.com/md_10

Sun Sep 24, 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck I am sorry about the last post oops my bad...................

Freakin sweet about free room service ......

Sorry I ahve no Idea what i was doing

Sun Sep 24, 12:14:00 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I hate hotel rooms. Even nice ones. I spent way too much time in them when I had to travel constantly. But the image of you dancing naked around one (and then eat the dessert ... still naked) makes me think that it's time to reconsider.

Sun Sep 24, 10:18:00 AM  
Blogger Willo Keays said...

Hotel rooms can be alot of fun ... if you're with the right person. ;)

Sun Sep 24, 04:20:00 PM  
Blogger RevRee said...

/t & lambo: It was good and juicy! I love a good juicy thick steak...

Mr. Fab: I thought you liked to be teased?

Gadzilla: The trip was great, thanks!

Dyckerson: on the menu it said "White Chocolate Cheese Cake" But when the room service guy delivered my food he had a slight smirk on his face... I didn't know if it was because I answered the door naked or that he had put a special topping on my dessert?...

tfg: I actually did look at that special gigolo menu and I actually saw your name on there...

Cherry: I hate hotel porn too! And I have a dessert you might like better...

puerileuwaitefejisahfd: How did you know I ate the dessert naked?....

Sun Sep 24, 06:13:00 PM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

Nice to hear you're still leaving the heels on--

& yes, hotel porn sucks, especially when your wife finds it on the bill.

Mon Sep 25, 08:23:00 PM  
Blogger DykesDog said...

I always stay in motels in Arkansas, and am afraid to order the porn and food!

Mon Sep 25, 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Harley said...

Rev...From Willo's blog (chat)....When you meet THEONE...you will know it..I did and I think she did..but I screwed it up.....but I knew

Mon Sep 25, 09:24:00 PM  
Blogger thebillofbrothers said...

Mmmm, cheeeeeeesecake. And strawberries too!

You muss be one a dem big corprit hot shots!

:)

I would have ordered two.

Tue Sep 26, 10:49:00 AM  
Blogger jmeped said...

too bad hot latino wasn't feeding you that in bed!

Tue Sep 26, 04:24:00 PM  
Blogger Willo Keays said...

ummmm Harley? ummmm ... why are you leaving notes for my internets friend?

Tue Sep 26, 05:52:00 PM  
Blogger Willo Keays said...

I mean you can do whatever you want .. the internets a free ... internet ... but I'm just curious.

Tue Sep 26, 05:54:00 PM  

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