Hot Tub Adventure
This experience was way too wild not to post
I went to this party a while back, it was one of those "invite only" parties. I felt kinda special...
Anyway, the party was pretty good. By the time I got there most everyone had been drinking since 6pm that evening. A few of us had to work that night, so we had some catching up to do.
At the end of the night around 3am, a couple of people decided to get in the hot tub...even though they didn't have their swimming suits with them. So everyone just starts stripping, NAKED!!!! I'm like WOW...this is some WILD SHIZNIT!
I'm sitting on the deck with a few others who didn't get in the hot tub... actually watching these naked people. All of a sudden one guy gets a phone call...so he's sitting in the tub talking on his cell. Two other people decide to get out so at this point there's 3 people left in the tub.
The other two people, a guy and a girl, they don't know each other mind you! They start fondling each other...then she mounts him, than he pushes her over and he gets up against her and they start having SEX!!!!! all the while, the guy's still on his phone not paying attention to whats happening right behind him. The waters just splashing all over the place, he's trying to keep his cell phone dry and he's STILL talking on it.
I started laughing my ass off! As did everyone else sitting on the deck. One guy walks out from inside the house, turned the lights on in the tub and says "There, makes the show much better...ha ha ha" I just couldn't stop watching and I almost fell out of my chair I was in complete shock! It's still ingrained in my mind, It's burned into my memory. I think it damaged me....Hold me, I'm scared
I went to this party a while back, it was one of those "invite only" parties. I felt kinda special...
Anyway, the party was pretty good. By the time I got there most everyone had been drinking since 6pm that evening. A few of us had to work that night, so we had some catching up to do.
At the end of the night around 3am, a couple of people decided to get in the hot tub...even though they didn't have their swimming suits with them. So everyone just starts stripping, NAKED!!!! I'm like WOW...this is some WILD SHIZNIT!
I'm sitting on the deck with a few others who didn't get in the hot tub... actually watching these naked people. All of a sudden one guy gets a phone call...so he's sitting in the tub talking on his cell. Two other people decide to get out so at this point there's 3 people left in the tub.
The other two people, a guy and a girl, they don't know each other mind you! They start fondling each other...then she mounts him, than he pushes her over and he gets up against her and they start having SEX!!!!! all the while, the guy's still on his phone not paying attention to whats happening right behind him. The waters just splashing all over the place, he's trying to keep his cell phone dry and he's STILL talking on it.
I started laughing my ass off! As did everyone else sitting on the deck. One guy walks out from inside the house, turned the lights on in the tub and says "There, makes the show much better...ha ha ha" I just couldn't stop watching and I almost fell out of my chair I was in complete shock! It's still ingrained in my mind, It's burned into my memory. I think it damaged me....Hold me, I'm scared
posted by RevRee at 5:15 AM
9 Comments:
That's not how Dyck told it at all
What kind of cell phone was it?
Fuck the cell phone
did his phone remain dry? dags:)
You and Dyck were not involved during the party at all! Shocking! How come?
I tried but the little hole was too small.
Dyck you probably tried to put it in the wrong hole.
He sure did Lambo and I slapped the hell out of him!
hot tubs are nasty. just sitting there stewing in a big tub of other people's ass soup. gross.
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