Sunday, May 25, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Hello my blogging friends. In just 3 days I, RevRee will be turning the big 30! I will no longer be in my innocent 20s anymore.

Ahhh, my 20s....what a great 10 years! I could spend time going down memory lane about all the stuff that happened to me while in my 20s, but that would take up way to much of my time.

Instead, today, I'm going to write about what my plans are to ring in my 30th year on this earth.

At first "Phlip" and I were going to go to Las Vegas for the weekend. But then we realized we didn't have any money...So, we've come up with an ever better plan. Are you ready to hear, I mean read about what grand idea we've come up with?

Wait for it....

We're going CAMPING!!! yay!! I know, I know right! It MIGHT not sound like something that could even come close to being as exciting as Las Vegas....But...well, ok you're right.

BUT, if you've been an avid reader of my blog for the last few years you would figure out that by going camping I am actually fulfilling many of my goals I had set for myself before I turned 30.

Lets recap shell we...

*RevRee's goals she's accomplished or will accomplish before turning 30*

  • Have sex on public property
  • Make out in the rain
  • Go skinny dipping
  • Have sex in a tent while camping
  • Got a dining room table for my empty dining room
  • Flash my breastes at someone while driving

Alright, actually, I've only accomplished one of these 6 things to date and I refuse to tell you which one it is... BUT, by the time I come back from out little trip, I promise....OK, I hope to have completed each and every one of these tasks!

Anyway, the camping thing is an awesome idea! So, you might as well stop making fun of it right now! Besides my sister and her man are going to join me and my man on our little trip.

The only thing I'm a little worried about is hearing my sister getting it from her man in their tent on the other side of the campfire...NOW that's a disturbing thought!!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was this beautiful, voluptuous, sweet, smart, funny girl named RevRee. She lived in a city far, far away from her entire family and all her friends. After living in this strange city for a whole year, RevRee started to consider moving back to her home kingdom because she was so lonely.

Of course, she had made a few new friends in the city, she also had a "pseudo boyfriend". Which didn't work out but they still remain good friends.

Anyway, RevRee really felt as though so much was missing in her life while so far away from family and friends she cared about and loved, plus a job that pretty much sucked, which all together made her very unhappy. Because of these things, she had started making plans to move back to her beloved kingdom.

Then, one night, RevRee attended a ball (or in modern day terms, went to a bar) and on that one, single, cold night, her life completely changed.

She met her "knight in shining armor". Which he wasn't really a knight nor was he wearing armor... he was actually wearing Jeans and a Polo. (Which by the way looked super hot)

I'll call him "Flip"

These two complete strangers made eye contact and immediately started talking. It was like two long lost soul mates reuniting after so many years apart.

They found a table away from the crowded room and continued to talk for hours. Since that night, they've never been apart.

Ok, when I say we've never been apart, I don't mean in a weird, bizarre, psycho manner and I usually use the bathroom alone...

BUT, since the day we met, we've grown closer, our lives seem to mesh really well, he's almost as funny as I am...hahahha ok he's funnier and everything just clicks. And when I say everything....I mean EVERYTHING!...you know what I mean, stop looking at me like that!

You know, as a single person about to hit the big 30 this year, I can honestly say I've never experienced anything like this in my life.

I never would have believed ANYONE if they would have told me that I'd meet such a wonderful man, out of the blue when my life seemed as though it was about to fall apart.

I seriously hate when I hear people tell me how they found love. People always say stupid crap like "It just happened" God, I can't even believe I'm about to say this...but...It just happened.

AHHHHHhhhHHhhhHHHHhhhHH

I know, slap me!

DAMNIT!!! I promised I'd never be that starry eyed chick who's fallen in love and won't shut the hell up about it and feels the need to tell every fucking person about HER happiness!!!!

I've always wanted to give THAT girl a fat lip and then tape her mouth shut with duct tape!

But, here I am, I can't seem to shut up about it. I feel like I'm in a fairy tale and damnit, I wanna shout it from the top of the roof!!!

Quick, someone give me a fat lip and duct tape my freakin' mouth shut!!!