Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Now three times if you wanna hear me get REAL NASTY

Recently I was introduced to what I'm about to share with you. Because I'm very easily amused, because my mind might have been slightly altered when I first saw this amazing piece of art and because I can't stop laughing my half black ass off every single time... I can't seem to get enough of it!

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Leslie and the ly's



HOW WE GO OUT VERSION 2

Wick wicky wicky wack
On the way to the club we pass a Dairy Queen
You stop cause it you know it means so much to me
We take the back seats out of your mini van
Now we roll like a hummer or a full size sedan
Now park this thing real close to the club
And feel free to break out the golden lady rug
And hold my hand when we approach the bouncer
I don't wanna look like a hungry camp counselor

CHORUS:
Cause this is how we go out
In my town roll down the windows
Let Reba crack the bass
Wave to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they're face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor
Shake it if you wanna hear more
Stomp once to hear Britney
Now twice for Beyonce
Now three times if you wanna hear me get nasty (girl get nasty)

All I wanna do is the ziga-zig ahh
A little louder now cause I can't hear yea
You get me hotter than a stick a hot glue
And I'm scrapbooking everything we do
Ring ring ring- that's my cell
Bring the bling when I sing of course I will
Hand it to me to get the people shocked
Myspaced by my lovers can you hear my beat talken
It says I love you

I arrive looking good and thankfully
My pants do stretch which allow me to be
Free on the dance floor but not a cheap date
I poured the body glitter on cause I never hesitate
Now my master plan is to shock then tease
Break ever heart than bust my knees
Proven and groven my brand new dance
Might just be the greatest in the lands
Then the crowd says ahhhhhh when I do my scissor kicks
Then the crowd screams ohhhhh when I do my lady flips

It's two o'clock and the club is closed
Everyone's heading home
I'll see you next weekend
Then I get a tip about a party
Three blocks away

CHORUS:
Cause this is how we go out
In my town roll down the windows
Let Reba crack the bass
Wave to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they're face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor
Shake it if you wanna hear more
Stomp once to hear Britney
Now twice for Beyonce
Now three times if you wanna hear me get nasty (girl get nasty)

EVERYBODY!!!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008


With Black Thursday (aka Valentine's Day) fast approaching...apparently, I've been told it's actually THIS Thursday...It's time once again to bring you my thoughts and wisdom about this very "special" occasion.
This year I'm going to do something a little bit out of character. Now before I go any farther, please brace your self and please don't judge me....What? Stop looking at my like that!

ANYWAY, instead of being all anti-Valentine's Day this year, I thought it would be refreshing if I let you all see the more romantic side of RevRee as I point out some of the more beautiful and sweet things that COULD take place on this overly advertised day.

With that being said, I thought it would be sorta fun to make a list of things that are more creative and original to do with your significant other on this ohhh so saccharinly sweet day!

#1 Make him/her a very creative CD full of your favorite songs. Even if you're in to death metal and/or gansta rap full of nasty sex and obscenities, I'm sure they would truly enjoy this musical creation you've made just for them. You know, it really lets them see who you really are deep, deep, deep inside...

#2 Get them a ticket to see Tom Jones with you. Even though someone MAY throw their panties at Tom. Why not experience this once in a life time occasion with each other and bask in the Tom Jones greatness together! Who knows, someone might even get a chance to sing "Sex Bomb" ...

#3 Give them a non-valentine's Day card just to prove to them that you took your time in picking out the perfect card just for them and V-day had nothing to do with why you picked the card you did...even though all the Valentine’s Day cards were already gone you still took your sweet, precious time in finding the right card to express how you feel. Try and write one of your inside jokes or sayings inside only the two of you share. Oh and to top things off, spray your body splash or cologne all over it just in case they forgot how you smell.

#4 Put together a care package with a bunch of little things that remind you of that special someone. Stuff like maybe a rubber ducky, bubble bath, candy, corn pops cereal, edible panties, a Michael Bolton CD...the list can go on and on. Then write sweet little things using post-its and stick on to each item. Just don't let them find out you went to Walgreens and the Dollar store to find most of the stuff. For the record, I love Walgreens and the Dollar Tree!

#5 Make a hand made Valentine's Day card filled with glitter, glue, vibrant colors and amazing pictures you drew yourself. You could even draw a little cartoon story about the two of you and how much fun you have with that person or how much trouble the two of get in to together. It might look like a 5 year old made it, but who cares! They should love you for who you are, damnit!
There you have it my blogging friends. I hope that I've helped your creative juices flow just a little bit with my very imaginative ideas and I hope that at least one of these genius Valentine’s Day methods gets someone laid this year! Lord knows I plan on it! WOOHOO!!!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!