I'm Gonna TWEET the crap out of you!

Ladies and Gentlemen... I am pleased to announce that

The Life & Times of RevRee has now moved over to the twitter atmosphere! Although I can honestly tell you I have no idea why the hell I'm going over there or what the heck is with all the #hash tags and @signs...but I'm up for a new challenge, eager to learn new things and ready to take on the social media world. I hope this move will help me better communication with my loyal follower(s) (If you're all still alive?!)

Please join me... err I mean follow me @RevReee (I think that's my username???) This is going to be fun, we'll do this together...I promise I'll do my best to make you laugh, shock you, put you in awe and amaze you with The Life & Times of RevRee, now on TWITTER @RevReee Be there or you’re so not cool!!!!  

P.S. as you can see if you look to your right, I've added a button for easy access to my twitter page. Simply click and the internets will do the rest. Of course you'll have to actually follow me once you get to my page...but I'm sure you're smart enough for all that! LOVES!

I'm in pieces. I will return when I've put myself back together.

Life is a highway...

So the other day, I was driving home to see my parents and my sister was riding along with me in the passenger side.

As we're driving down the road, rocking out to a mega mix CD I had put together, all of a sudden a car begins to pass us... Just as this car is about to pass, me and my sister both turn to look to see who's in the car.

You know how it is... comon, everyone does it! It's almost impossible NOT to look to see who that mysterious person in the other automobile is.

So anyway, we both turn simultaneously to get a quick peek. This is when it all got really strange, really fast....

Now, I wasn't able to peek for very long, as I had to keep my eyes on the road. BUT, my sister she took a long peek....it was more like a constant stare...the dude in the car seem to have forgotten about the road because he was staring right back at her.

Like I said, this is when it got really weird. This staring contest in turn triggered an instant attraction between my sister and the mysteriously hot driver. Causing them to have super quick interstate sex...or as some like to call a quick mental highway fuck.

Let me try to explain...This is when two people look deep into the eyes of the other person, on the highway or interstate, while driving or riding in separate vehicles, either while passing each other or following one another... sending both parties in to a sudden hypnotic trance of some sort. This is turn causes an arousal that can't be explained. Sometimes, I've heard that even a slight orgasm can take place in seconds.

I swear I always thought it was a myth, but honest to god, I witnessed it this past weekend.

It was all so fast that I had no time to react. By the time this quick emotional, mental highway fuck was over, I couldn't even look at my sister.

I simply said "what was that?"

She says "I think I just had highway sex with that guy..."

Honest to god, a true story...

Ice War of 2007

My friends, I only have a slight moment to send you this message from the front lines. I am safe. The power is out, there's no heat.

I haven't had a shower since Sunday night...(which was only actually a half shower as the power went out while cleaning myself.)

Don't worry, I'm using lots of body splash and I'm wearing a hat to cover the hot mess of hair I have going on right now. I've also changed my panties every day, so I'm kinda fresh...

The nights have been rough, as I've been sleeping alone in my bed with 100 blankets over the top of me. That's the hardest time of the day... laying there, shivering, my body slowly going numb, as all the thought of dead trees run around in my head overwhelm me and I feel powerless.

Shit, I gotta go, the ice is back!!!!! AAHhhhhhhhhhh

Tell my mother I love her!

Hello lovely blogging friends. I wanted to first tell you that I had an amazing time helping out at the homeless shelter last week for Thanksgiving.

Although it wasn't like anything I had expected, it was a very humbling and truly interesting experience. I wish that I could go in to great detail about how everything went, but I kind of had a few glasses of wine at a friends house before making my way over to the Mission.

Is that bad of me? I mean, should I feel guilty for having a little something to drink prior to showing up? Should I consider myself a hypocrite for arriving to help with the street dwellers smelling of boxed wine?

LISTEN! it was a stressful day, I was kinda nervous and I needed to relax...

I will tell you this, there were WAY to many people volunteering that night. I felt like I was in some type of "Good Samaritan competition" reality show. Those people were really kinda pushy and if you're a newbie as I was to the whole volunteering thing, they don't even acknowledge you exists. I'm not saying that weren't nice or that they didn't care...in fact I think they cared quite a bit...maybe a little too much, if you know what I mean...

ANYWAY! The really inspiring and touching part was the people we were there to help and serve. They were amazing, so grateful, very kind and super hungry. I really wish we could have served them better food. The food looked kind of crappy and not very tasty. Which is alright, I just wish I had more money, I'd be making all of them some really tasty, healthy, amazing food to eat!

One day when I'm independently wealthy, I'll start my own Soup Kitchen and make really good food for everyone to enjoy! I'll call my place "Dinner's on me"!

Thanksgiving Dinner, Homeless Style!

Hello my dear blogging friends!

I have an important announcement, there will be no big announcement as I first told you about a few months ago. Sadly, the entire plan fell through and I am still stuck in HELL. Needless to say, I'm working on my next plan of escape and I will keep you up to date as often as possible.

ANYWAY, because I'm still stuck here and I'm not able to go home and visit family for Thanksgiving, I've decided to make the best of things while I'm here.

You should all be very proud of me as I'm going to go help the less fortunate people on earth (aka) Homeless folk, and work at a Mission/Soup Kitchen on Thanksgiving day!

I know, it's so exciting! I mean, I can't wait to write about my entire experience on my blog once I get back! Just think of all the pictures I can take with my camera phone of hungry dirty homeless people!

I mean....*cough* ummm NOT that that's why I'm volunteering my precious time to these people. Of course I want to help them, show some love and compassion towards these street dwellers.

I do however have a few questions that I'd like to ask the Mission/Soup Kitchen staff once I get there. So I've put together a list of very important questions that I will be presenting to the staff leader once I enter the world of homelessness.


#1 Will I have to touch the homeless people?


#2 Will I be speaking to any crazy old people?


#3 Will there be hand sanitizer handy at all times or do I need to bring my own?


#4 What if I get the HIV while serving mashed potatoes?


#5 Can I wear rubber gloves when greeting our guests?


#6 Am I allowed to take some of the food home with me?


#7 Will there be names drawn for prizes throughout the night and may I participate?


#8 Is it alright if I bring some vodka and orange juice for myself?


#9 Will I be getting a 15 minute break at some point during the evening?


#10 Will I be expected to stick around after to help clean up or will the honeless people be doing that?


Alright, enough crazy talk! In all seriousness people, I am very honored and humbled to have the opportunity to help and serve people during the Holidays.

This is honestly something that I've wanted to do for a very long time and I hope that I'll be able to make some people smile and give a little hope on Thursday. I'll let you know how it goes!

Listen everyone, be safe and have a great Thanksgiving!

How the fight started...

I rear-ended a car this morning. I'm alright folks, I promise!

Anyway, we pulled off to the side of the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car I "accidentally" hit .

You know how it is after a car accident....you just get soooo freaking' stressed, all of a sudden tears start to well-up in your eyes and all at the same time everything seems to become a little funny...

What, that doesn't happen to you? Oh...

Moving on...

You will NOT believe what I saw next! The dude gets out of his car I get out of mine and seriously people, I kid you not, he was a DWARF!!! I'm talkin' like three foot four or something like that, maybe even shorter... hmmm makes me wonder about the size of his....

OK, Ok, I won't go there!

I'll admit, it took everything I had not to burst out laughing. I mean, a DWARF, really?

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Anyway, the garden gnome storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" and....I start laughing my ass off!

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He kicked me in my ovaries and that's, that's when the fight started....